Timothy Danger Monkey III

Solvitur ambulando 🚶🏾

[Timothy Danger Monkey III @tdm_now]

Creepy-ass shit like this, man...

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@CraigBaird My memory of these islands is the outrage they caused because they continued to fish the area while the Canadian fisheries had halted due to over fishing.

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I was wondering why my @StarbucksCanada lavender latte had no flavor. All the flavor was in a syrupy clump at the bottom. Off to make a snow cone out of this. 😁

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@CoopWestpo @kaylajohnsonatl @AnaADHDAvenger The leaders of the red pill movement have convinced their followers that their guidance is opening their eyes to "reality".

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@jtrebach excuse me, Josh, but what the actual are you doing in my house?

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.@canadapostcorp
Me: I need this delivered in 2 days
CP clerk: Xpresspost has a 2 day guarantee
Me: Cool *shells out $20*
Package: *arrives 3 days later*
Me: *Applies for refund*
Canada Post: Nah, bro, guaranteed service is 3 days in peak season
Me: 🤬shoulda used @PurolatorInc

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@TheJenRollins Anyone who watched Beachcombers should know this, I hope.

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@scalzi Slices fried until brown & crispy. Breakfast staple when I was growing up.
Also had grated spam mixed with mustard and mayo as a sandwich filling.
Or just plain for snacking. Poor people's fois gras.

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@TimHortons losing all my coffee & donut roll up the win prizes because it wasn't clear I only had until the 16th to redeem means I'm furious right now. Giving customers only two weeks to redeem from the end of the contest is ridiculous. Seriously, not gonna play next year.

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@CBCEarlyEdition late to the party, but thought I'd share my calendar page from this weekend which fits nicely into today's topic on happiness.

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@TimHortons is Sunday when you pawn off all your week's stale crap on unsuspecting customers? Two visits to two separate locations and both served vile, inedible trash.

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@CBCEarlyEdition all the Nanaimo mentions today have me drooling like Pavlov's dog. Going to binge on a full tray of bars by days end for sure.

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@akurjata @JulsBudau The road to the falls is poorly maintained so it's sketchy even in the summer. Count in a few km hike over some rough terrain once you can no longer drive.

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Her expression may say otherwise but this @CBCOnTheCoast Fleece is her favorite blankie.

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@outrageous_ting I couldn't finish watching it and will only go back if someone assures me that at least one of them dies in the end. Hopefully her as payback for slaughtering Sweet Caroline.

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@MysterySolvent The dressing room from a regional figure skating competition?

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@nathaliejacoby1 A childhood with all the fun sucked out of it by uptight fundamentalist church community. I left that joyless puritan existence and never looked back.

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@akurjata No, I was offered both at once.

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@j_mcelroy I resisted wallets because I hate the bulk then I got this minimalist thing and it's been the best thing ever.

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@pinklemonade73 One of my dad's favorites. It's like eating creamed house flies.

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@Darrin_Rigo Chubb Lake. Just south of Hixon.