Woke Pun King Consort

The vowels in the last name are all long. I tweet religiously. my views are my own and not that of my employer. @wokepunqueen's occasionally funny HUSBAND

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

buddy that’s my WIFE

[Woke Pun Queen @wokepunqueen]

i’m the wife of the party tonight y’all

[Fr. Paul @BackwardsFeet]

Pope Saint Pius X, who lowered the communion age, grant that by your intercession the confirmation age may be lowered as well

[Deacon Roger ❤️‍🔥 Sacred Heart of Jesus! @DcnB_LovesJesus]

Filet-o-Fish hat pinned!
Cathedral from Antwerp, Belgium!

Such a great pilgrimage with @HaleyCarrots and 23 other Catholic pilgrims!

[♡ @_m4nhater]

who actually has an online friendship that has lasted more than 6 months??

[Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau]

Ah, Lent, a time for sacrifice [/eats five fried catfish plates] where we reconnect with our faith [/houses 7 lbs. of crawfish] and each partake in our own personal sacrifice [/eats giant shrimp poboy].

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

Seriously though: it’s a beautiful church, but a parish church upgraded into a cathedral just doesn’t fit the definition of “grand”

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

My first thought walking into St. Paul’s was “what is this, a cathedral for ants?”

[Al Carbo @carbo_al]

Cathedral of St. Paul, Birmingham, Alabama

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

@GregorianHumor H

[Francis X. Rocca @FrancisXRocca]

.⁦@Pontifex⁩ thanks Vatican press corps for “the delicacy which you often use when speaking about scandals in the church: there are so many and I have often seen in you a great delicacy, a respect, an almost — I would say — ‘shameful’ silence: thank you for this attitude.”

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

@MrB_Loves_Jesus Congratulations!

[Fr Dylan Schrader @FrDylanSchrader]

You Satisfy the Hungry, Hungry Heart.

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

@Roman_Quev Duck #2

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

@franzsherbert We here at the Gregorian Institute of America publications company would like to remind you that chant is old and boring and our name means nothing to us

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

@tjsingletonjr @TacticalNukachu The problem is, pointing that out in almost every statement doesn’t give that impression. There’s also a disappointing lack of “we will do whatever we can to make sure this scenario won’t happen again”

The Archdiocese’s press releases on this just haven’t been good enough.

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

@lunarfarmer @scbumgarner 🙏

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

@chIoroplast 🙏

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Requiem æternam dona eis, Domine

[Joe @not_so_gratian]

It’s hard to accept the “Christian case”for supporting Israel when the brutal harassment and intimidation of Christians by Israelis is a common occurrence.

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

@Estadistafiscal My wife and daughter were too, so no Ohio slander on this timeline 😤

[Woke Pun King Consort @tducote]

Ohio is a terrible choice for this meme, they’re absolutely loaded with beautiful hundred year old churches lol

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

churches in churches in
europe southern ohio