Tim Wiser

Assistant Prof of Physics @TrumanState/@TSU_Physics. Dark matter, particle theory, and new experiments for fundamental physics. (Personal account)

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@mcnees I need to go buy a good Irish (or bourbon) cream so I can forget I saw this.

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@duetosymmetry Put that back where you found it

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@michael_w_busch @IBJIYONGI yes please

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@IBJIYONGI oh wait I already have it installed, just do
echo "your tweet here" > /dev/null
and it has the exact same effect as tweeting. plus, no spam replies

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@IBJIYONGI I stand by it

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@kingdomfantasy6 @IBJIYONGI haha yes totally a joke 👀
$ send tweet <return>

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@IBJIYONGI can we just get a command line interface social media network already

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@IBJIYONGI I still want a full acapella Sabotage 23 years later

https://t.co/oUiCDASKJ2

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@duetosymmetry 👀☁️

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@ProfTimTait @IBJIYONGI Also it’s totally fine if we break the symmetry through some field theoretic shell corporation scheme a.k.a. “Higgs mechanism” 🙄

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@IBJIYONGI (The thumbs are bosonic)

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@IBJIYONGI Two thumbs. In the same orbit.

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@IBJIYONGI I led an independent study from it. Mostly covered the intro chapters (equiv of QFT 1) and don’t remember many errors…but there are a lot of heavier math chapters we didn’t touch

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@IBJIYONGI How does it compare to Schwartz?

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Just going to put this on my CV without comment @IBJIYONGI

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@IBJIYONGI Just make sure to put the dials back when you’re done, some of us are still using the universe

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@mcnees @AstroKatie @drskyskull A bunch of people who occasionally dress in robes and routinely speak to each other in incoherent language claim there’s something unfathomable out there I can’t see, yet it explains several independent mysteries of the cosmos? Maybe a little suspicious…

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@IBJIYONGI Can’t argue with objective truth (lol jk, this is twitter)

This is my favorite tool for visualizing the effects of NM, DM, and DE on the CMB:

https://t.co/Kkq6BYYOcL

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@IBJIYONGI Is that a fried shrimp onesie???