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[Jhay @jhayusb]

hanging out with me is 50g of protein btw

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[️️ @L1LFAIRY]

EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I’VE LOVED INFORMATION

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[ravn @mfnravn]

i love the word “also” bc i’m literally never done talking 

[ki @noregretskii]

I know likes are private but just want to say on main that I AM liking every tweet about the cheaters at coldplay.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Short ppl be a lil too close to my pants pockets for me

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Who gets JD Vance in the divorce

[The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33]

stfu = sweetheart that’s freaking unbelievable

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/5-5/9) to those who celebrate!!!

[garshmo @garshmo]

Is he who he tweets he is

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

Maybe 38 rolls of sushi will cheer me up

[miss princess baby @hahbibti]

Stress is not good for the baby (me)

[Karim @Kmart_realism]

Are french bulldogs actually french? They seem kinda Puerto Rican

[boop @cowtools__]

when onion rings i pick up the phone 💯