Collegeprofessor

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

If trump were my student ...I'd oh wait he would never be able to get into my class or college. #pissesinhisownfoodbowl #notdoingmamaproud

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

First official day of summer for this prof- so no I will not come into the office for a "quick" meeting.

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

Email "so I saw grades are posted. Can I come see my exam next week". me"HELL NO I am on summer break mofo. " #9months #schoolsoutforsummer

[DKSY @NotAfraidtoSay7]

You are BEGGING for points after not tuning in 3 assignments because you "can't get an F?" @AcerbicAcademic @ReadTheSyllabus @BiaBernum

[Apalled Professor @ApalledProf]

"My parents booked the trip without telling me" is now right up there with "My dog ate my homework." You just wanted to leave town early.

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

First day of finals. All my conversations included one of these

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

@AcademicMomLife or four hours of faculty meetings in dead day. Blahhhhh........

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

Stage-Grades updated on Bb, only the final left. Student: "what's your makeup policy?" Me: "take me next semester" #professorprobs #Overit

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

WATCH THIS IMMEDIATELY.

Creator: @MattNegrin

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

Start of semester: profs work students skip. End of semester: students work profs skip. #professorprobs

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

Sorry patrick- even for you - no extra credit, no late homework points - the semester is over.

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

Remember that day you forgot to study for a exam? Well I forgot to make it.... #professorproblems #endofsemesterprobs #MondayMorning

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

My new favorite excuse for skipping class. "Today is 4/20 so coming to class stoned didn't seem like a good idea". Ahh the brain trust.....

[Collegeprofessor @teachescollege]

@ColIegeStudent the reason faculty work at their "home office"