Stuart Pace

commentating on and looking too intently at breathtaking scenery whilst driving

[Stuart Pace @teacupstar]

@DAaronovitch I think you may have had the men's mile world record race on in the background when writing this!

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@BBCSheffield Perhaps spend some of your money now on therapy to deal with your dad issues instead of repeating the dysfunction

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@IntrovertProbss A true introvert would never have allowed this to happen. You should have a large list of excuses to draw on to avoid this.

[Tim CB @balmer_tim]

These are some of the knives I can gather in 10 seconds from my kitchen. 17 year olds being able to buy knives on Amazon isn't the problem and it is shameful deflection to claim it is

[Stuart Pace @teacupstar]

@PaulEmbery I thought this when I spoke to my daughter's brain surgeon at GOS, and thanked him for choosing medicine rather than working in banking.

[Tansy Kelly Robson ✍🏼🎬⚔️🐱🏦 @Artemisapphire]

There are multiple reasons this is a bad idea

I'll go through each one by one for anyone who can be arsed to find out

The only people who won't be arsed are people who think this only for ideological, NOT rational reasons

1/🧵

[Stuart Pace @teacupstar]

@Matt_Pinner The 80s too, it breaks my heart seeing the lives my children and their friends have in comparison to mine

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@DAaronovitch It might be a gilded life, but it's a straightjacket

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@anon_opin And while we're at it, stop calling shitty PowerPoint presentations 'slidedecks'.

[Michael Hamflett @MichaelHamflett]

In my experience of meeting a lot of people with DS, this is correct and a change in routine is a challenge. My son, for example, routinely thinks the best of everybody. I’ll do my best as a father to help him break this habit and let him know that Joey Barton is a fucking cunt

[Stuart Pace @teacupstar]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Lots of other people

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One day this tweet will take off #AdventCalendar

[Stuart Pace @teacupstar]

Little know fact but Yesterday and Today by the Beatles was inspired by the time John and Paul had to catch up with their advent calendars #Christmas

[Stuart Pace @teacupstar]

Surely that performance by Far Corporation of Stairway to Heaven was the absolute low point of anything that happened in the 1980s #TOTP

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@TonyIncenzo Cup Final Swap Shop?

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@NoContextBrits Gonk

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@realeverywriter Yes, hundreds of the things although I've no space for them now so they're in the attic and I buy books on kindle these days

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@hey_mayaa Gumption, teatowel or bollocks

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@Matt_Pinner Novichok

[Stuart Pace @teacupstar]

@fesshole 100 yards you say?

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@engineers_feed Multiplying fractions