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-p(cabin) = log cabin

[Normal updates @kohakuoukawa]

i cant stop thinking about it

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The top 12 states to live in

[Tate @teadubya23]

jesus eat at applebees

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

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I hate that 6 plus 7 equals 13

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Men are no longer provided with cool options for passing away. We used to get lost at sea all the time. Big wolves, alligators, piranhas, quicksand. What am I left with. Heart disease? Let me walk the plank

[Tate @teadubya23]

‘Sleudian frip’ gotta be one of my top 10 favorite things ive ever accidentally said bc… well what was I actually thinking about

[Tate @teadubya23]

Bliss

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What did Jehovah do and why did so many people witness it

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

[Tate @teadubya23]

Having no gas on the way home but also forcing future me to have to refill it the next time I drive when its 100x more likely to be an actual inconvenience is something I don’t think I’ll ever be able to overcome

[Tate @teadubya23]

Shoutout to whoever made googly eyes. Those things are fuckin sick

[Tate @teadubya23]

I think calling it a puppaccino is a lot more fun than a pup cup

[Tate @teadubya23]

upset that the ottomans had a whole empire but also got cushiony footstools to be named after them

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[JayWin @MRJayWin]

when you fake laughed twice and they still talking