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Young, Dark, Handsome, Liar. Toon Fan. Love the Darts and Gerry Cinnamon

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@schumilewis Embarrassing.

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@NewcastleFansTV Peter Haddock

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@Bestmodefit @Lord_Sugar Seems like nobody noticed that apostrophe

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@OfficialPDC Even Justin Pipe is frustrated with the pace of Mansell

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The Chats were awesome in Newcastle tonight. They got through loads of songs almost Romonesque. Fantastic #thechatsband

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@1scottishbanter And it ended on the BBC with Gerry Cinnamon singing “Sometimes” about drug abuse and alcoholism 😂

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@zerochills I’d have hoofed that dog in the nuts, see if it still wanted to attack after that…then hoof it’s owner lol

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Joe Cole Pink trainers…really lol #UKRvENG

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@toonarmy_com @TeleFootball Lewis…”I’ll get my coat”

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@HumansNoContext Can you back up, I can’t quite reach

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@NUFC You say sliders, I say flip flops…either way “We are top of the league”

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@PicturesFoIder Clit

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@InternetH0F A large box of tissues

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@OneLastFrank Is Veronica getting plastic surgery to look like Sarah Millican…eek!

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@ladbible Invasion of the Melon Snatchers

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@ladbible Spunk Trumpet

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@MartinSLewis A mayfly would last longer as PM

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@ladbible The life cycle of a mayfly

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@si_francis Looks like Greta’s temperature scarf is a sign of things to come…

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@ladbible We have two cleaners at work. One has one arm shorter than the other… he’s known as “The clock”
The other walks with his toes pointing outwardly..he’s known as “10 to 2 feet”