Kitty

The question is not who's going to let me. It's who's going to stop me.

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

That moment when you think your BBQ sandwich is coconut flavored, but no... It's just your lipgloss

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

"I think the best way to deal with finals week stress is to eat raw bison" -- @greenmachineee

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

British friend bollicking me "buck the fuck up and drink with me"

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

Oh we patty caked and knocked your drink out of your hand? #srybeb

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

If we ever get another apartment I'm going to call it "The Orient" -- Lin

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

"Lin this place looks sketchy." Lin-- "GET INSIDE"

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

@baddiewinkle @premiumbusiness

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

I thought it was dim SUM not dim NONE! @greenmachineee

[baddie @baddiewinkle]

who cares 😋

[Dun Boyir @DunBoyirPls]

"th unswegged lyfe is nt wurth livin" - me

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

Thank god for rain boots in what I'm convinced is hell frozen over #uchigirlprobs

[J. Marie @jax_mariee_]

🚨🚨Hot new neighbor alert🚨🚨 #HiMyNameIsSingle

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

“@TexasHumor: Salsa makes all foods better.” @greenmachineee this describes our apartment

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

There was that one time in college when we subsisted solely off of tortillas and cheese for a month. Oh wait that's now. @greenmachineee

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

Lin- you're pretty. PRETTY UGLY. Just kidding you're just pretty.
Zidi- what is this... The third grade?!?!?!
Lin- NO....

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

Call me back later. That way you don't have to worry about time sensitive issues. Like me being hungry. -- roommate Caitlin.

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

If a girls wearing pearls she's ready to purchase.... From the queen of pearls herself Jenna

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

"You cannot nurse jack and gin" -- the infamous @MadisonBall

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

11 out of 10 Texans prefer Texas over any other state.

[Kitty @tealpolarbear]

Avicii just came on my country radio... i dont know how to feel. I like it. I hate it.