Taylor Hooper

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[JoFo @HeyJoFo]

Lmao Trump just got cooked in one sentence #PresidentialDebate #PresidentialDebate2024
#Debate2024

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

boss: what is the problem

coworker: [pointing to me] that guy stole my thesaurus

me: he peddles falsehoods

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th anniversary, I am proud to say that I never watched a single minute.

[shania twink @shaniatwinkk]

Holy shit, just took a bathroom break after typing one sentence in Google Docs and Kim Kardashian appeared out of nowhere and beat me up.

[tushar @reputushion]

kim kardashian giving business advice:

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

I like to say thank you to my server when he arrives with the water, then again while he’s pouring the water, then another time when he hands me the glass full of water, and then one final time when he’s walking away

[Taylor Hooper @teamarie__]

Nothing is more endearing (and insulting) than when my cat starts making biscuits on my stomach🥰😑

[Taylor Hooper @teamarie__]

@GovLarryHogan My entire graduating class would like to know why we are literally having to fight to get approval to take our NCLEX/renew licenses from the MBON when there are hospitals DROWNING from short staffing. Please make it make sense.

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

New year resultution I gonna DIET

Do
Ingest
Every
Toast

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Taylor Hooper @teamarie__]

@SlayciK I graduated in 2016 and I still remember you being so patient with helping me register for classes freshman year (after zero direction from anyone else). I am forever grateful for that to this day! Glad to see students still get to have you help them👏🏼

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When the water bottle on the nightstand pops