Zachery Wall

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Charlie was a man who valued honest discussion, and open debate over violence.

He advocated for the peaceful battle of ideas, and talked about fearing what happens when people reject peaceful discourse.

And you fucking shot him.

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

he died doing what he loved; looking directly at the underside of a piano being held up by a crane

[kira* @kiracantmizz]

the new iPhone only costs $45.98 ???

[kirill avery @kirillzzy]

my AI might be too much like me

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

GROOT: I am Groot.

TEACHER: I don't know, can you?

GROOT: *Sigh* I am Groot.

TEACHER: Yes, you may.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

ebay: you need to list if your item is used or new

theseus (sobbing, just trying to sell his ship): I don’t know!

[Zachery Wall @TeamBetaAlpha]

@MPett3 I just want both teams to have fun. That's what's important to me.

[Satan @s8n]

When you die you either go to Heaven or Ohio

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[Zachery Wall @TeamBetaAlpha]

@loudmouthHailey You should have asked her what the bigger hoax was the Russian invasion or the 2020 election and watched her head explode

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

Big day for dads with pocket knives

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Rioters Flee In Terror As Kyle Rittenhouse Emerges From Courthouse With AR-15 https://t.co/hRFeuIDbmG

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

doctor: you've been bitten by a radioactive shark

me: so i'm gonna get shark powers right

doctor: you no longer have legs

me: just like a shark

[cory @coolmathgame_]

pilot: we’ll be landing shortly

passengers: ok

pilot: on the moon

passengers: what

pilot: i went too high

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

My doctor left me waiting for a long time so I dressed the skeleton in his exam room in my clothes and sat it on the exam table