Mr. Jerk Store

George Costanza's best comeback, come to life.

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@StevenCheung47 @PressSec She preformed as well as you physically look

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@WhiteHouse @KatieZacharia This is like the hype when they bring someone in from the bullpen before they give up 5 runs and blow the game

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@KenPaxtonTX @acdc this cunt paying you for using your music to try to make his lazy-eye look cool? probably not since he doesn't think laws apply to him

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@KenPaxtonTX says the lazy-eyed cunt who has used my tax-payer dollars to go on multiple vacations to get his dick wet for at least 130 days while paying your government salary.

[Mr. Jerk Store @teammjs]

@joshtpm Give Paxton credit. He somehow got 15 houses on a modest government salary, so easy to give each member of his family one and have the film crew set up to thank him for generation grift wealth.

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@joshtpm During impeachment Paxton got caught getting free expensive kitchen counter tops. Who do you think picked those out and was in on it as well?

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@usopen this is a disgrace @usopen! and why stick the trophy in the sponsored suite with the orange moron? "people's slam" my ass

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@vyzqxvv @esc_k28 @GordonFrom3 @EurovisionTom also add Rest of the World

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@joshtpm How is this hard? Melania ain’t coming to the WH, and she’ll do some “late night” meetings on intelligence with him. Probably same with Noem

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@cityofkellertx @CumptonMark Thanks for keeping us up to date. Would suggest a standalone post as us crabbing about this were thread-jacking another post :)

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@cityofkellertx @CumptonMark Thanks, suggest daily updates starting tomorrow would be good for the 1000s of citizens that have to run that gauntlet-- good seeing police this evening (needed since it's dark), but would be good to see them work morning rush hour as well-- get the mayor to do some real work

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@cityofkellertx @CumptonMark This is a LAZY answer! 3 days and no updates? DO YOUR JOB, TALK TO STATE! TELL THE PEOPLE WHO PAY YOUR SALARY WHAT THE PLAN IS! Two freaking major roads go through Keller and you can’t even have traffic cops help when it’s gridlocked?

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@cityofkellertx @CumptonMark @ArminMizaniTX anyone competent in this city to UPDATE when the biggest intersection will get lights that WORK?! #MizaniIsAPoliticalHack

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@jackmirkinson 2016 needle worse than death row one. fuck that needle.

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@StephenM This bald incel thought he was going to run ICE, and now he's applying for a mall cop role in El Paso.

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@joshtpm think they just sent catfish photos of Brazilian women on the beach in Rio to elderly MAGA, and asked them who they were voting for (and if they could send some $ so they could come visit)

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@JoeyMannarinoUS hey dumbass, you're going to need to round up the non-sentinent humans if you expect Trump votes

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@joshtpm tomorrow's rally, will bring the October Surprise of the no-hands BJ, while giving the usual hand job to two cocks during "YMCA"

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@kaufmannGOP @DMRegister @jaselzer maybe you shoudn't have eaten so many white male non-college voters in your state before next Tuesday, even if they were the buffet special at the Ames Golden Corral.

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@kaufmannGOP @DMRegister @jaselzer this must be a sadder day for you than when Macy's said they couldn't let you float over NYC on Thanksgiving, because you'd sacare the kids.