Alex

below average pc gamer and 12% fluent in spanish. i really do think i'm funny (spoiler alert: i am).

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

@htmldotyuck I'm bored and don't like you, so this is my entertainment. Get well soon 💋

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

i don't need to feel sexual gratification from a hookup because im an empath

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

@ZooL_Smith Are the chromebooks made by Google in the room with us now? The last "Pixelbook" came out years ago.

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

@AdamantxYves drag race fandom when a queer, plus sized, person of color joins the military, so they can make a living off of killing other brown people.

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

@mundoeun @yolandafister right... me leaving a tweet response is caring more than literally going on a mini podcast tour. im not saying it's an issue, it's fun. im just highlighting she obviously cares

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

@Who3ava547 @soshiglazer galaxy supernova fans WAKE IT UP

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

i heard body tea stains, so you better stay off my couch

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

do any of my crochet girlies out there have a pattern for a diva cup?

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

mommy needs you to drink all your diet coke so you can be big and strong, okay?

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

hairy is the hole that wears the crown

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

pour one out. we lost a real bitch

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

@fourskins *rolls back the tape one month*

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

i think vtubers should have to be on the front line fighting the fires

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

i feel god in this diet coke tonight

[Alex @teamothyplayer]

how it feels to not be one of the losers playing m*rv*l r*v*ls