Kat

#AzureRedTeam. Breach Path Analytics, and some other stuff I’m into.

[Ohm-I (Oh My) @mcohmi]

I guess I should be a little louder about this. 😂

FRIDAY NIGHT. SYN STAGE. 8:45. RAPS.

[Kat @teamredkat]

@mcohmi Galaxy brain move frfr

[Kat @teamredkat]

@mcohmi

[Microsoft BlueHat @MSFTBlueHat]

📣SPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENT📣

Our next #BlueHat speaker is Kathy Vu from Microsoft. Kathy is co-presenting a talk with Brian Fong and Aideen Fay titled "Breach path busters: Using graphs and AI to decode cyber threats with the Azure Red Team and MSRC Threat Hunting team." 👏

[Kat @teamredkat]

@mcohmi First hackathon:
Me: what if I made a log reader that outputs musical notes?
Management: that's beyond useless but mmkay

Second hackathon:
Me: what if...
Management: what if you did more work that's not part of your job instead

🤡

[Kat @teamredkat]

@mcohmi "Does it always look like that for you? Oof."

[Kat @teamredkat]

I got to go on stage with these amazing humans today for #MSFTStrike. It was so good to see everyone there!

[Microsoft BlueHat @MSFTBlueHat]

That's a wrap on Shift Left, hosted by Microsoft Strike. Thank you to our incredible presenters for taking the time to engage, educate, and empower attendees to move security tasks earlier in the development process.🔥Shoutout to our Microsoft Strike team for a great event!

[Ohm-I (Oh My) @mcohmi]

CTF life. 💚

[Kat @teamredkat]

@mcohmi @bishopfox Ayyy congrats, you deserve all the success. Gonna miss you 😭

[Kat @teamredkat]

@PikminBloom We were just told your tables are actually INSIDE the zoo, where everyone has to pay. @TeamNiatic terrible experience and #FalseAdvertising

[Kat @teamredkat]

@PikminBloom where is your Seattle community day meetup? We (and many others) are at the Rose Garden and you are not.

[Kat @teamredkat]

@AtomicGaryBusey If they don’t have bacon, is it even MS catering?

[Kat @teamredkat]

IYKYK

[Kat @teamredkat]

@AlaskaAir @mcohmi F tier flavor right along with non-Canadian Smarties and Tums.

[Ohm-I (Oh My) @mcohmi]

Ayoooo. Went ahead and made a new flyer for our show at DEF CON 30.

@NPCCollective showing up, Thursday Aug 11th at 7PM at Caesars Forum Chillout Ballroom. Probably gonna have a few guests too. 👀

Y'all should retweet.

[Kat @teamredkat]

@mcohmi I’m in this tweet and I don’t like it 😂

[Angela Rockstar @Mrs_ARockstar]

Ban viagra that’s not natural if God wanted your Dick to work it would

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals https://t.co/MM3jbtA9ea

[Kat @teamredkat]

@tia_louden @AtomicGaryBusey Indeed, it was this cake.