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[Minmoose @MiniatureMoosey]

“Mr Brio” here, I absolutely hate doing this, but I have ran out of options
I had an unexpected change of $700+ on my account this morning, it’s not fraudulent, it was an accident, but I can’t get it back

https://t.co/MyH4LAhrjg

(Please repost🙏)

Details below:

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Security called me at 6:12 AM today.

"Patch every PHP server immediately."

I asked what happened.

"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."

Cool.

How many PHP servers do we have?

According to inventory: 12

According to reality:

Nobody knows.

We found one running WordPress.

Three running old internal tools.

One under someone's desk.

Two inside vendor appliances.

A forgotten employee directory from 2016.

And a server named:

PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH

Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.

Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.

I asked who owned it.

The documentation said:

BRIAN.

Brian left in 2019.

We called Brian.

He said:

"Oh wow, that's still running?"

Excellent.

By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.

CEO:

"Can hackers actually get in?"

Security:

"Potentially yes."

CEO:

"Without a password?"

Security:

"Yes."

CEO:

"Then why do WE need passwords?"

Not the lesson.

Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.

Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.

Finance asked for a cost comparison.

At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.

Marketing refused.

"Our campaign is live."

So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.

We finally patched everything we could find.

Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.

Hostname:

TEMP-PHP-2014

Uptime:

4,512 days.

Nobody knows what it does.

Nobody owns it.

Nobody can shut it down.

But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.

Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.

It is running PHP 5.4.

The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.

The emergency patch took four hours.

Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.

The internet isn't held together with code.

It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

[ak @ultramega29]

rule34 down after 14 years.

[🪶🐺 morrigan's guywife @f4gris]

going off priv for this @EA genuinely end your life

[─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 ✧ @FatehexXIV]

#FFXIV players current status:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A girl was doing a live stream and her cat started reading the chat

[すぴな🏡 @supina_infom]

賑やかおやつタイム

[Crow @Croww_things]

Crow is proud of you

[Ionemone ⚔️ Comms open! @ionemone__]

Coenmarat my love 🥲
#TheBloodOfDawnwalker #Coen #Marat

[yumi ⋆˚꩜｡ @yumiisokay]

Bunny ring

[Liffar @liff4r]

I am lost between two worlds.

#Coen #Dawnwalker

[weather @dsxf234161]

fuck you

[Vic @viccerys]

https://t.co/jPFyKWnPKf So I was bored at work and wrote short Coen x Ambrus dawnwalker fanfiction, enjoy

[ᴊᴏɴᴀʜ📜🗡️ @silver_sterner]

IT'S FINISHED

My first somewhat animated project (pls be kind)
TW: blood

#thebloodofdawnwalker
#tbod #coenoflaslea #coenxmarat

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

Following the suspension of new logins, the housing auto-demolition timer has been paused on all Worlds. We will monitor developments and assess the situation before announcing when the timer will resume.

[Tobic @teap333]

@ElysianMemories What pants are those! I can’t find any good options for pants that go with that beautiful top Pocky made 😭

Beautiful OC, as always!

[Guinevere @GuinevereLovely]

I am so obsessed with this top, but I am struggling to find bottoms I like with it. Anyone have any recs? Im not much of a skirt girl honestly.