Mark

[Mark @Teaster_]

@TUIUK Is this a parody account?

[Mark @Teaster_]

@TUIUK 10:50 from Geneva what’s the delay please? No info so far

[Mark @Teaster_]

@TUIUK I’m wanting to leave Geneva. Was meant to be on this mornings flight.

[Mark @Teaster_]

@TUIUK So can you answer my questions on the plane from Newcastle to Geneva and it’s return?

[Mark @Teaster_]

@dundeesportsmed @TUIUK Hi. I’m in Geneva awaiting that plane to return. Can you let me know if you’re still waiting please?

[Mark @Teaster_]

@TUIUK As I told you. I’m in the airport , not the resort.

[Mark @Teaster_]

@TUIUK TUI don’t receive updates on TUI flights?

[Mark @Teaster_]

@TUIUK I’m at the airport where I’ve been for hours. Can you confirm the flight that was due to leave Newcastle for Geneva early this morning but is still there - is the same plane I am supposed to be taking home?

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Is your football club a proper football club?

[Stefan Bielik @prstskrzkrk]

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Beyond fucking parody. 😂

[Mark @Teaster_]

@MartRyton Matty longstaff?

[Mark @Teaster_]

@CraigNE40 @Denster85 😳

[Mark @Teaster_]

@TmDrwyh05 @jkirby85

[Mark @Teaster_]

@jkirby85 @MartRyton 😂😂😂is this an approved technique?

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Over to Mexico🇲🇽 where the #WorldBollardAssociation are saving this little house from total destruction.

[Mark @Teaster_]

@MartRyton Mega pint in Beehive

[Mark @Teaster_]

@CraigNE40 Dummet just signed. Can’t argue with the rest. If someone offered money for wood I’d let him go if we got a striker in.

[Mark @Teaster_]

@CraigNE40 That was one of the worst games I’ve ever watched. Safc the better team but Jesus it was dog shit.