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Speculating on life’s everything - within reason.

[T.E.A @teaswritehands]

I deeply and genuinely mean no offence, but is Bec a bit unwell? Like up north, something’s not all the way there. I’m just constantly puzzled by her behaviour and the level of desperation and blindness to the most obvious things? Ain’t no way #MAFSAU

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So... I don't mean to play keyboard psychiatrist but had Juliette on #MAFSAustralia spoken to a
professional about bipolar? I mean the lying is an obvious character flaw but that's not necessarily a mental health issues. But the mood switch is wild.
#MarriedAtFirstSight

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The entire time I’m watching this #realitycheck #netflix docu, I couldn’t get over how stunningly perfect Danielle Evans’ face is. Arresting! God truly personally etched and carved every surface of that woman! Good Lord! #ANTM

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I’m surprised Tyra Banks doesn’t have a role in the Trump administration because the narrative gymnastics this woman did on this here Netflix documentary is genius level.

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I couldn’t tell you the name of one single person, much less a couple, on #LoveIsBlind .

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Brook & Gia zoned in on Alyssa & Stella as their biggest physical + connection completions. It’s the only thing that explains their unhinged behaviour. Gia wants to be THE power couple so bad, her mission is to tear down any other possible competitors #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

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Everytime David's on screen, I fast forward through the scene to save myself the 2nd hand embarrassment as a Nigerian. The 'chocolate' self reference in that context and the
'Nigerian prince' repetitions. In big 2026?! It's beyond cringe. Truly sad. 🥴
#MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

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The ‘air head’ thing was a question not a statement, so Gia, methinks you got so worked up about it because you sense it’s true😅 #MAFSAustralia

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The experts pairing Brook with that man makes so much sense now. That relationship is Toxic Pro Max. Yikes!
#MAFSAustralia

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Stella is better than me. Matter of fact, she’s better than most of us, because ain’t no way Mel deserves an apology. Doing it with such ease and class too? She needs to teach a masterclass #MAFSAustralia

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.@Sephora why is your UK customer service refusing to respond to assist with a missing order? Even the courier is being more responsive and have asked me to contact you. I’ve sent multiple email, DM’d on Instagram but nothing. What’s the purpose of customer service ?

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Unpopular opinion: the Lizzie Line is a bit too cold man. I know, I know, I know, it’s a crazy thing to say when the central line literally gives ‘Satan’s chariot hailing straight from the depth of Tartarus’ vibes, but surely there’s a middle ground 😩. #elizabethline #TFL

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Turns out Aidan and Carrie having phone sex is my freak limit! Actually, scratch that, Aidan dirty talking is straight up 🤢 #AndJustLikeThat

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Er… just spotted Shein and Amazon product placement in the new season of #AndJustLikeThat. This is the most shocked I’ve ever been at spotting a product in a show or movie. A fast fashion brand, plus both having such deplorable climate and environmental impact. Odd choice HBO

[T.E.A @teaswritehands]

Damn, Zaddy Trudeau finally exits stage! Dude was there for timeeee…. Saw so many of his western democratic world leaders peers come& go. To give him his due, Trudeau has quiteliterally been the most stable thing about democracy on the international scene since 2015😂.

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@Black_Action Wait till you find out that not voting at all also means you’re also putting an unfavourable candidate in power. I know right?! Mind blowing! Yeah, it’s this pesky thing called two-party system and just, you know.. Elections.

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@RishiSunak No one asked you Rishi

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@TheRaleighKing @FBAGoddess444 I hope your humour stays in place the next time there’s police violence against an undeserving AA. It’s pathetic that your ignorance blind you to the fact that this is the mentality that perpetuates white supremacy and seeing black people as less than.

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My jaw actually dropped, watching the original video of them talking about the South Sudan BB team, and the post game video of Gilbert Arenas. I’m immune to most racist comments, but this one was jarring probably especially as those words and gestures came from a black man.

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@Iam_smeezy These lot are witches. I swear. This is pure African Witch behaviour.