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[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

“You can’t solve problems with violence”

*opens history book.

Well well well

[Big Mac @MarcusMacBride]

For the record, no migrants homes were burnt down in Belfast or elsewhere. They were Irish people's homes, stolen from them by traitorous politicians and given to uninvited migrants.

Every building & piece of land on the island of Ireland belongs to the Irish, and nobody else.

[Brady Myers @BradyMyersAF]

Black people’s support for Karmelo Anthony is further proof that they cannot handle or process taking an L. Its an open and shut case. Karmelo Anthony murdered another human being in cold blood. They have been taught for generations that taking an L is akin to slavery. Thats actually what happened here. Karmelo was in the process of taking an L in public, he was told by a bigger kid he couldn’t be somewhere (embarrassed), and since he’s been programmed to interpret that as being a slave, he pulls out his knife and kills. Same thing everyday in the black community. #TedTalk

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Trial by Jury was explicitly an Anglo phenomenon and cannot exist with any other peoples

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@JackPosobiec Dave Smith took the Vivek route, good talker for a while, eventually people get suspicious, look deeper, and than bam, fraud

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@poperespecter1 I’m not a bot, but Israel does not in fact reject Christ. The IDF has its issues, but Israel itself encompasses the holy land, which the church attempted to retake for centuries from the Islamic hoards. I’d say that’s at least a little compatible.

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@poperespecter1 I mean I would honestly say someone running a Catholic account should be able to give theological reasoning as to why they are actually antithetical, rather than just hating Israel. Not looking for a grad level class reasoning here, but something basic surely you should have

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@poperespecter1 Right, but I mean, from a theological perspective, how are they antithetical?

[Batya Ungar-Sargon @bungarsargon]

Remember Liam Ramos, the little boy in the blue hat, whose family of "asylum seekers" became a symbol of Trump's cruelty on immigration? Turns out, their asylum case was fraudulent. They are economic migrants here illegally, and a judge has ordered them deported.

[Jesús Enrique Rosas @Knesix]

I honestly thought this map was made up

Hundreds of supertankers, the kind that carry two million barrels each, are currently racing toward the US Gulf Coast from every direction. Atlantic, Indian Ocean, around Africa, the scenic route, the "we were heading to Saudi Arabia but NVM" route.

Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz and everyone panicked. Oil hit $126 a barrel. Gas hit $4 a gallon. Cable news did the thing where they put a red banner on screen and say "CRISIS" in a font that suggests you should be hoarding toilet paper.

And then something happened that nobody in media seems interested in reporting, for obvious reasons. The world just... switched suppliers? Like changing your internet provider except the internet provider is the entire effing global energy economy.

American oil exports are approaching record levels. Gulf Coast refineries are running at 95% capacity. Supertankers that were mid-ocean on their way to the Persian Gulf literally turned around and headed to Texas. That's not a metaphor. Ship tracking data shows them doing U-turns in the Indian Ocean.

Meanwhile China, which was getting 45% of its oil imports through Hormuz and paying basement prices for sanctioned Iranian crude, is now competing with Japan and Europe for the same expensive American barrels. Chinese manufacturers are already raising prices 20% on goods headed to the US.

So to summarize: Iran played its biggest card and the main result is that the United States became the world's emergency gas station and China's cheap energy subsidy evaporated.

This is either the most elaborate coincidence in the history of geopolitics... or someone planned the sequence Venezuela -> Iran -> profits!

I'll let you figure out which one

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@PressSec @deancain Shawn Ryan is such a blithering idiot at this point, low IQ dude with a decent sized following, bad combination

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Look at the rate of civilizational advancement from 1st flight to moon landing and consider where we’d be now had we not subsequently reoriented society around the idea that the entire world has a right to live here, vote here & receive legal, political and financial preference.

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

I really don’t like hearing non-Christians talk about Easter as if it’s some abstract allegory. It’d be better not to talk about it at all.

Good Friday isn’t about sacrifice. It’s about Jesus’s sacrifice. God-made-flesh shed his blood on the cross for our sins, so that by grace through faith we could be forgiven and reconciled to God.

Acts 4:12: “And there is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.”

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@beinlibertarian @marklevinshow Today of all days? Stfu, don’t speak about what you do not know

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@CultureExploreX Both can be true; western civilization is heavily influenced by Christianity, plain and simple

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@CollinRugg I live near this intersection and this is dumb and makes no sense. Crossing at this intersection is not dangerous unless you get in the way of the psycho homeless people at the Valero or the two bus stops. Maybe he can take care of them and then actually make it safe.

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@TheInsiderPaper Usual suspects

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@darrenrovell @jemelehill Jemele can’t be bothered with these facts because nothing she does actually turns a profit for anyone

[Beer me twice @teaton07]

@ComicDaveSmith But like, it’s not funny, even if it’s off base, you’re hanging around Scott Horton too much, just becoming a pompous asshole