Tom Eaves

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@wil_da_beast630 nothing to do with suits or politics. i blocked you bc you stole part of forgiato blow's beard and now appear on fox news with it to taunt him

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@ZigxyPLP @Fleks27 My guess is that they don’t want mid tier mythic teams pressuring their players into trying to max out upgrades instantly upon removal of the cap. Either that or they just want to artificially extend gearing time to boost metrics.

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@maximum Currently rerolling to every class in DDDDD tier. Can’t wait to enjoy my instant key invites. Thanks, Max!

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@maximum That’s some good bait

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Great, yet another new Apple charger

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@loxxbian @TTRufioTT So you switched once the role actually because challenging.

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@BlondeMAGAinNJ @Tim_Walz Turns out, she really was a dumb blonde.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@yo_jaydee

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@marky110 @nillxzero @Wowhead Yeah, because farming the first couple of mythic bosses and trash boes in pugs is harder than a 9. Listen to yourself.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Coach Jason Brown?

The guy who was charged with eight felonies for blackmail and identity theft after he posed as a lawyer to send fake cease and desist letters to media outlets that were reporting on the story where he texted a German football recruit that he was going to be his new Hitler?

That coach Jason Brown? The one who got fired? THAT Jason Brown, who can't get another job in coaching?

THAT JASON BROWN?!

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

as a lib the worst part of controlling the hurricanes is you still have to send 95% of them at random caribbean islands or the yucatan or wherever to keep up the ruse that theyre natural. now the tornado machine, you can really go wild on conservatives with that thing

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@weather_katie

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@onyxicca Because my friends and I are all adults that don’t have schedules that perfectly align. Also, as someone with pretty bad social anxiety, I’d rather slam my dick in a door than add a random person to my friends list.

[Ellesmere @EllesmereGaming]

How to fix M+ tuning:

General Changes
- Nerf initial scaling of +12s, there shouldn’t be such a massive gap between 11->12 it’s discouraging a lot of people from pushing keys who usually would.
- Fix the bugs with players uncontrollably pulling out of combat mobs with certain hero talents or spells (especially mages)

Mists of Tirna Scithe
- Fix the visual bugs on last boss with all the invisible pools that drop.
- Nerf the first boss by decreasing the tree health or increasing the bosses damage taken during the amp.
- Reduce the damage of anima slashes for tanks and the unavoidable Expel casts for ranged.

Necrotic Wake
- Reduce the AoE damage of the gatekeepers Wrath of Zolramus cast, or increase the time between casts.
- Reduce Blightbone’s heave wretch initial damage.
- Reduce the bleed frequency or damage on Stitchflesh

Siege of Boralus
- First boss increase timer of bombs.
- Reduce damage of azerite charge initial hit.
- Lower the amount of bananas monkeys drop
- Reduce initial damage of putrid waters on last boss

Grim Batol
- Reduce shadowflame slash damage
- Lower the healing absorb from curses or make the warlocks cast them less frequently
- Fix blinds and immunes from causing the adds on 3rd boss to refixate

Dawn breaker
- Remove mobs around the AoE ticking damage mini boss by the house on the hill to prevent accidental pulling
- Reduce damage of the DoT on all the mini bosses to help make overlaps less extreme for the one player with the DoT
- Reduce damage of the mini boss before last boss, the double debuff he puts out is way too punishing, esp if you aren’t perfectly pre positioned away from your teammates

Ara-Kara
- Fix immunities not working on poison clouds dropped by mini boss
- Make first boss logic of eating adds more consistent
- Fix tank threat drop issue when rooted by black bloods in final boss room

Stonevault
- Reduce DoT damage of curses or frequency it is cast
- Reduce distance traveled by the blue arrow frontal mobs in last boss area, also update visual to be more clear
- Increase cast time of totems slightly in last boss area
- Reduce ramping speed of the DoT on last boss

City of Threads
- Make stun balls on first boss/trash NOT purple so you can actually see them
- Reduce the RP by auto triggering the Advisor guy to open the gate after you kill the last servant. Then have the two bosses both already active once the wall drops
- Reduce frost rime initial hit damage
- Reduce healing absorbs from soaking orbs on Coag boss
- Reduce initial hit from last boss and trash’s Umbral Weave / Slam

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@Superdave532 @Chriske36696330 @BrettKollmann He’s not better than Aubrey

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@nprsuperfan @Naowhxd Ok, “chairman hetero”

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@kozzmo321312 @dumbcutegirl This is the funniest and most accurate response.

[Tom Eaves @teaves87]

@hankisinvesting @GreenTextRepost I mean, as soon as he started talking about setting up traps to hunt deer it was pretty clearly fake.