Phoenix

•SIMPLEST COMPLEXITY•

[hunter @3gpmh]

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

[Out the way… @N0_Fabrication]

Ppl do be asking why you not in a relationship like it’s a drivers license or something ..man you know how many things have to align for a relationship to happen lol

[Alli$on @Alllycatt_]

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Her range is not well talked about

[Phoenix @tebykay]

I aspire to have your level of entitlement

[Pontsho @LivingVision_]

@Liedz_M @Shoun_B @Vee83412265 I mean damn excuse us for having a sense of compassion!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[Phoenix @tebykay]

@FatimahPunu @kith3r Yeah.
This ain't soft for shit.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[Maris @Nazumejud]

After I had an affair, my husband never touched me again. For eighteen years, we lived like strangers, until a post-retirement physical exam when what the doctor said made me break down on the spot………

[Phoenix @tebykay]

Empa le eona ke qetetse ho e mamela khale.

Had me on chokehold for like a week.

Ekannaba e se ka ntena if I hear it again.

[Phoenix @tebykay]

Except that Sedi Laka one.

[NTATE JOBE @Chase_Sithole]

Please don’t play AI music around me 🙏🏿

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

If he pours a little of every beer into the same cup, can we call it the World Cup??

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[Rendani (MBA - Wits) @Rendani666]

In Gqeberha, a nurse received an SMS saying SARS had auto-assessed her and a R9,840 refund was due to her. She had been waiting to fix her car to help travel for night shift.

R31,600 left her bank account later that day and real refund had never been released.

[B N S L @_BNSL]

There is a lady who worked at a certain dealership in Woodmead when I was in my early teens. I think 15. My dad was in the market for a car but he always took my advice seriously. He never wanted to get anything I didn't like. He would even let me choose sound systems to add on afterwards.

My dad was looking at a station wagon with another salesperson and I was wandering around. I saw this champagne coloured sedan that I liked. She gave me attention like I was the one buying. She was so pretty. We sat inside the car and I was there wearing every word she spoke like it was a warm blanket in the mountains of Lesotho. She might have said something about airbags but puberty was a curse and those are not the airbags that made me love that car. Ran to my dad and she got the sale that day.

Bumped into her now as an adult about 4 years ago. She now worked for WeBuyCars. Obviously she is much older now. Over 12 years had passed mara chipi ke chipi. I greeted her with excitement and she didn't remember me. Tried reminding her but I was just another sale all thosr years ago. She has had many.

She then showed me some options but I was older and wiser now. Wasn't about to make the same mistake I made my dad make 😭😭😭

And luckily I didn't have a son to make decisions for me. Sons are the worst.

[Dhee✨🌎 @UncleDhee]

Everyone understood the assignment 😮‍💨👏

[leti @Letangmohlala]

If you're not careful, you can end up saying dangerous words like 'I love you' to a man 😭

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

This video must never disappear. 🤣😭🇧🇷

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

😭😭😭

[Phoenix @tebykay]

@_BNSL @anniemsane