Captain Duff

My deepest fear is not that I'm inadequate but powerful beyond measure

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@windeeyohara @NoContextHumans I think the riddle should be Penny’s mother has 5 children. The first child is named January, 2nd is February, 3rd is named march, 4th is named april.. what is the name of the 5th child?

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@NBAMemes Brian Scalabrine

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@NBAMemes Scalabrine

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@NBAMemes Adrian Wojnarowski

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@NBAMemes Brian Scalabrine

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@NBAMemes Michael Olowakandi

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@TheHoopCentral Won’t say good nor bad but that’s the right shot selection. I’m rooting for Celts and while watching this live and when I saw Butler crossed the half court I knew he was going to pull up a 3… He crosses half court and in my mind “dont do it dont do it”

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@PlayOverwatch https://t.co/jaZ3O1lYkN

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@enjoyGLOBE hi, your phone support sucks. I can’t get through with my mobile no, landline nor account nos. How can I contact you? My internet is down

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@espn Diesel, The Glove, Reign Man, Cwebb

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@KevinHart4real @Team_KB24 Peace out!

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@talk2GLOBE is fiber/landline down in Mandaluyong area?

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@NBAMemes Yep, that’s Dudz

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@ManilaCRO I cant contact ur phone. No one’s answering. How do I get in touch with you? @IskoMoreno

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@ABSCBNNews That was caused by the root of a big tree in the third pix. It’s a massive tree and the wind may have swayed the tree with its roots.

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@MMDA Thanks!

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@MMDA anong situation ng batasan-san mateo road? Passable ba? Thanks!

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There are rumors that Harden is going to Philly? Really???

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Back at this account after 5 years 😼 Let’s go @LakersNation