Martin Ndenya Jr

Tech Aficionado | Lover of Private School Piano

[Michael Bhingu Jr @ChikafaJnr]

An argument with Elenimo can be used as a torture tactic.

Confess or argue with Elinimo.

[Martin Ndenya Jr @tech265yt]

@Freshswagg90 It's been buzzing like this for years ehhh 😂

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[Onjezani Kenani @onjezani]

Whenever we embark on a fundraising initiative, there are 99 per cent of people who speak against it. We do not listen to them. We focus on the 1 per cent who truly wish to help.

We have a terrible situation in South Africa. Malawians are being evicted from their homes, and are sheltering in various camps. The number is rising fast. We were talking about 10,000 yesterday, but now it's cruising towards 20,000.

I appeal to all of us with the capacity to help to do whatever we can. Let us hold their hands. Let us make them know that they matter. We love them. We will try our best to bring them home.

The government is doing its best. It has also launched its own fundraising initiative, whose account details are attached. You do not have to necessarily donate through me.

But if you wish to channel your help through me, my account details are: Account No. 1855988, Stanley Kenani, National Bank of Malawi, Lilongwe branch.

You will touch lives.

So far, I have received K33 million.

But the money needed is more than K1 billion.

Whatever we raise will make a difference.

So help us God.

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

dont get too attached to anyone, remember you’re leaving the country.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga took mac and cheese to a whole different level 😭

[gids @gidikariuki]

We need a World Cup in China during our lifetime

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Her: Our relationship is over

Me: Our relationship is what? Over

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

Coffee dates aren’t safe anymore some of you are capable of ordering Ribs at 9AM

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Once you start dealing with women who aren’t damaged or in a survival mode,

You actually enjoy women..

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Declare this the photo of the year already.

[Airways Magazine @airwaysmagazine]

🔴 #VIDEO | First Airbus A350-1000ULR (Qantas) takes off from Toulouse

📸: @cliper31

#qantas #airbus #avgeek

[Mait @maityman]

Fucken Lanzhou man

[-BadMahn- @kxngcrank]

Congratulations to the new recruits. Quick question though — how did the guy in the black shirt and jacket transform into a white shirt in the next photo?🤨

[Ypee Baakop3🤴 @ypeegh]

their women?

[Antonello Guerrera @antoguerrera]

Former Ferrari chairman Montezemolo tears the new electric Ferrari “Luce” apart:

“I cannot say what I really think: I would harm Ferrari. We risk the destruction of a legend. So sorry. Take the Prancing Horse off. At least the Chinese won’t copy this car”

[Black Coffee @RealBlackCoffee]

Too many flies telling bees how to make honey.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Trying to get a job without connections

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

To be honest, God is NOT testing you. The country is just very hard