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Apologies to those using econet bundles, #moveon

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The best way to punish your dad is by joining priesthood so that he starts calling u Father and u respond by saying God bless u my son....Ndopanotangira mdhara wako kuenda kumasowe so that you can call him madzibaba

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Tip: vakaomerwa this festive season seni, dont go kuzvimbadzo:
*151#
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-ecocash kashagi opt 3
-borrow up to $100
-send 5 to me😉

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Ndashaya English phrase rinoenderana nekuti 'Mati Maonei'
Xul Fees $7k 🤤🤤🤤 in Zim

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Even those without cars vakungotakura ma jerican ane mvura mukati. kumabhebhi kunonoka wasvika

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@Svo_sve kutoregedzera chaiko 🤣🤣

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Ma Flowers anoiswa mu food kuma restaurants anodyiwa here 🤔
coz tarisirwo yandaitwa nevanhu

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When it's my first visit and they asked if am hungry

Me;

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Time to officially declare 'Lukaku' as a verb:

Lukaku
/lu-ka-ku/ verb

past tense: Lukaku'd

1. To lose something under your control; mishandling due to lack of ability and/or concentration.
E.g "I really like this girl, everything is going so well, I pray I don't Lukaku it"

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Ukaona zvadai zvebhora chirega😀😀😀😀

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Lukaku betting specials VS Arsenal (Not a Joke)
1. To dribble the ball out of play 2/1
2. To fall over the ball 5/2
3. To have a shot that goes for a throw in 7/1
4. To assist an arsenal goal 33/1

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Haaada #LOL

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MAN U Tulikosea Wapi?

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