portillo™️

always cool, never careless | all thoughts & opinions are my own

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

@AnthonyDabbundo Divine intervention from the weather is going to be what stops the parlay

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

The Messi / Mbappe / Haaland parlay is going to hit again (until Haaland somehow doesn’t score tonight)

[Zito @_Zeets]

Argentina going with the Messi should score all of our goals tactic and it’s working because Messi can score all of the goals. Simple and brilliant.

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

Messi

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Sorry Sweden at least you still have IKEA

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Woke up feeling very Dutch today 🟠🇳🇱🟠

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

Woke up feeling very Dutch today 🟠🇳🇱🟠

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

Why was everyone pre tourney saying Türkiye dark horse..? Was that solely based off their Euro run two summers ago?

[Jeff Middleton @jjmid04]

I can’t believe we had to watch a USA team coached by Gregg Berhalter when this is what we could’ve had

This team has been absolutely surgical through their first 105 minutes of the World Cup

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

MOROCCO 2ND MINUTE GOAL! 🇲🇦

Ismael Saibari wasted NO TIME on this beauty

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

USA v Australia is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries have a *single state* bigger than France, Germany, and Spain combined.

Alaska is about 1.72m km². Western Australia is about 2.53m km². France, Germany and Spain together are about 1.41m km².

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

@itsnotandy__ Dynamic changes based on the Pulisic news too. Need him to play

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I will never forgive Qatar when my “USA to score more goals than Canada in the tournament” bet inevitably now loses

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

@itsnotandy__ I mean realistically they probably score one at most vs Switzerland. So just need USA to score 2 vs Australia and 2 vs Türkiye and then I’d be level going to the knockouts. But prior to today it was a sweat free winner 🙃

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

@itsnotandy__ Absolutely brutal

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I will always stan Colombia after that Copa America run two summers ago #vamos🇨🇴

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

Through Matchday One:

BTTS: 17 - 7
Over 1.5: 20 - 4

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

Sixteen matches in and over 1.5 goals is 13-3, with BTTS going 11-5 #noticing

[portillo™️ @techhousetillo]

We back baby

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

COLOMBIA HAS ITS FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP! 🇨🇴

Luis Díaz with a great ball in to Daniel Muñoz!

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

Goals at the World Cup:

Jordan - 1
LeBron - 0

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The first ever World Cup goal in Congolese history 🇨🇩

Never tell me the field should be smaller. Never tell me that every nation doesn’t deserve this moment.

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Who is Doctor Congo and why is he facing Portugal by himself?