Crew Life

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[Crew Life @techies_life]

When gaff tape can't fix the problem

[Crew Life @techies_life]

Taking over the world?

~Easy

Navigating backstage after a show?

~Fucking impossible

[just m :) @mediumyellow10]

🐸☕ https://t.co/R8wm33jQMQ

[Crew Life @techies_life]

There’s good shows with good stage managers

Then there’s ones with actors who got stage manager instead of the lead role

[Sadie @Sadeeness]

@techies_life Every. Goddamn. Show.

[Rib @YaGirlRib]

Story of my life https://t.co/YPHw6tR9Ym

[Al @snappleapplefan]

If this ain’t me https://t.co/4UZ22SBbUb

[Ariana Marin @ari_marin11]

Me when I was the only one left mopping and everybody just disappeared 😂😂 https://t.co/Fbs0bx4yYT

[Crew Life @techies_life]

😉 https://t.co/sQdKRlh891

[Crew Life @techies_life]

Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone.

Then I remember everyone else left rehearsal an hour ago.

[Crew Life @techies_life]

We all know Steve

Really talented crew member, but also rolls joints whenever he pleases

Always has a sketch book

#StagePersonalities

[Crew Life @techies_life]

That new crew member who is *artsy* but you don't see how aesthetic

[Crew Life @techies_life]

Anyone else have that one actor that they just despise?

[Crew Life @techies_life]

Me in the booth: It’s hot and cramped in here

Me anywhere else: The booth is where the magic happens 👏🏻 this where we give the show life 👌🏻 and make our $-5 budget look like a $50,000 budget 🙌🏻

[Crew Life @techies_life]

That SM who’s oddly sexual about protecting the props

#StagePersonalities

[Crew Life @techies_life]

When the director finally yells at that actor you don’t like

[Skaluigi 🐀 @PlzDontShowFeet]

@techies_life It always happens like 1 week after closing night

[Crew Life @techies_life]

You can’t mess a show up if you don’t have actors

[Crew Life @techies_life]

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[Crew Life @techies_life]

Me, an intellectual: I’m never doing theatre again

After closing night: K when’s the next show start?