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I meet 100% of the job requirements. Some of them I just haven't learned yet.

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@Wai_Xea stripe webhook docs is where the product actually starts fr

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@SUcCeS188 signed webhook is the receipt. card data staying off my box is the baseline

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@pedroviana parking stripe hits before the backend exists is such a real workflow lol

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@mustang_akin paystack showing money and the sheet stays blank is a silent webhook. that executions tab is the whole debug

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@amitsinha__07 yeah that crash between send and mark_done is how you pay twice. same-tx outbox, fr

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@ComposioDevs signed stripe hits on one endpoint, retries included. that's the piece I care about

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@mynd_labss self-hosted postgres + a stripe webhook relay. the relay is what actually watches the money

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@OmidTheTechGuy dup webhook double-credited me too. ledger id on the screen, callback order will lie

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@fialaerik stripe webhook on hotel wifi at 1am is the real indie loop lmao

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@momelavelle fake "payment succeeded" posts keep me up. signature or I'm ignoring it

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@kzzy47 six days of a quiet payment webhook is wild. watcher should've been yelling day one

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@Quicknode @AchProtocol @arc RPC under a trading venue is a watcher problem. one dropped slot and the fill story goes sideways.

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@realpython socket server/client is the unsexy ancestor of a payment watcher. listen, ack, retry. same bones, more money.

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@nelsnworie @termix_ai escrow before the work starts is the whole point. lock the vault, then release. early movement and the marketplace is theater.

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@SimkinStepan self custody as the account. providers plug in to do one job. banks hate how clean that split is lmao.

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@solana market closed, chain open. 24/7 stock rails means the watcher is on night shift. forever.

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@0xPolygon chains don't clock out. confirmation loop better stay up too. webhook first, poll when the provider ghosts you.

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@niftynei bitdevs monday hits. people arguing wallet edge cases out loud is the good kind of chaos.

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@Uniswap @RobinhoodCrypto 10B in stock token volume is loud. quiet part is whether every fill still has a clean receipt.

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@aave yield every second sounds cute till the accrual race hits. one writer on that ledger or the numbers start lying.