Techy at Law

Law student wanting to specialize in, but not limited to: tech law, and civil rights. Former Silicon Valley full stack software engineer.

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

Maybe because it looks like prison?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Some MAGA idiot is stamping this on $5 bills, thinking the Lincoln Memorial is the White House. 🤣🤣

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

@sslibfriends They haven’t gotten past the second amendment, so surely the other ones must contain something that agrees with them when things don’t go their way.

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

@TiffaniDeems @IDJoe4Idaho Finally, something Branden seems to have experience in: protective and restraining orders.

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

Policing and landlording:
https://t.co/EOT16oKjWW

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

https://t.co/A30g17nKVD

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

@JanesAmerica “Just make checks payable to: ‘West Bonner County School District.’ Trust me bro.”

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

All his favorite talking points, in random order, in less than 60 seconds. Let’s go!! 🤣🤣

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

@TiffaniDeems I have to wonder if he has a lawyer friend he’s trying to enrich with district funds in defense of all these lawsuits he’s begging for.

[Opening Arguments @openargs]

Alan Dershowitz knows damn well that every word he's uttered here is a complete and utter lie. Jury verdicts do not, generally speaking, get reversed on appeal on the facts. A speedy trial benefits the defendant and the public, not the DOJ. And perhaps most egregiously... /1

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

Another indictment likely coming in the next week too. Don’t forget Georgia is ready to go!

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

Mitch McConnell's statement on the latest trump indictment, in its entirety:
🤤

[Law360 @Law360]

A judge excoriated an attorney for a putative class challenging a $25 billion merger between Albertsons and Kroger, telling him the case is "so weak" that he was not sure he had "ever seen such a weak presentation in a motion for a preliminary injunction." https://t.co/OB2y1d0FaV

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: Federal prosecutors announced new charges against Donald Trump in his alleged hoarding and hiding of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago home, alleging the former president and a newly-charged aide tried to keep security camera footage from being reviewed by investigators. https://t.co/ZV8PdGMetx

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

@ChristaHazel I think he read a US Constitution for Children book one time and thinks he’s an expert now.

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

Let’s just call anything we don’t want these people to participate in, a vaccine.
Taylor Swift tickets are a vaccine.

[Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 @Tim_Tweeted]

The anti-vaxxer / rabies shot dilemma

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

I’m pretty sure these old dudes have a few of these events per week but still won’t step down.
You shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions for us if you won’t be alive to see the consequences of your incompetence.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Here is footage of when McConnell seemed to just stop mid-sentence

[The Chaser @chaser]

‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child
https://t.co/vp72VSKeRY

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

The GOP wants him to carry it to term.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Sanju Bhagat was born in Nagpur, India, in 1963. He had a normal life until his late 20s when his abdomen began to protrude as if he was pregnant. It kept increasing until he couldn't carry out his daily activities.

Things got out of hand in 1999 when his breathing almost stopped due to his extremely enlarged abdomen which didn't give his chest room to take in air; he was rushed to the hospital.

At the hospital, the doctors believed he had a massive tumor growing inside of him and worked him up for surgery.

To their utter amazement, when they opened him up, they saw a baby in his stomach. It appeared Sanju didn't have a tumor, he had his unborn brother growing inside of him for more than 35 years.

In medical terms, this was a rare case of fetus-in-fetu. Basically, what happens is that one twin doesn't fully separate from the other during development, and ends up growing inside of the other twin's body. The twin that's growing inside is usually very small and undeveloped, and is called a "parasitic twin.”

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Why I don't support Sound of Freedom (but you are more than welcome to)

[Techy at Law @techylaw]

@ErinDurant42 @freshstartott So about four hours less per week than law school?! What will I do with all that new found free time? 🤣