Clinton

Systems software | Go, Flutter, Vue, Flutter, ASM

[Kitt @ICT_Concepts]

Commit to memory. It’s simple.
Simply don’t be a simp.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡

I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu.

Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero.

Probably because of Pastor Kanyari and his colleagues who’ve been using that name as a business name for so long you stopped taking it seriously.

But be assured Engineer, He is still very much operational.

I come to you most days NOT because I want your job.

I come because I genuinely believe your employment letter has my name written all over it.

Now look at this image.

That mountain of sand.

Sitting. In the MIDDLE of Waiyaki Way.

Opposite Njuguna’s place.

On one of the busiest highways in East Africa.

Just sitting there for days.

No warning signs.

No barriers. No apology. Just sand.

Proud sand. Unbothered sand.

Engineer, I know your children are abroad. Safe. Warm.

Probably in a country where a civil servant would lose sleep and their job if they left a sand mountain on a highway overnight.

But Wafula from Kangemi?

His children are squeezed in a single room in Kangemi.

They have nowhere to go.

But they want to see him come home.

Not in a casket.

Kamau from Kinoo?

Yes he drinks.

Yes he’s occasionally useless to his family on weekends.

But even his family who have every reason to complain would still rather hear his noise every evening than attend his funeral because a contractor left unmarked sand on Waiyaki Way at night.

This is conduct unbecoming Engineer.

Your equivalent abroad where your children live loses sleep over things like this.

You? You’re sleeping like a man with zero outstanding items.

You and I must agree on one thing today.

Let us hate mediocrity together.

Let us set a bare minimum, you from UoN, me from Kingeero Polytechnic and agree that mountains of sand on highways with zero warnings is below that minimum.

This has to be cleared today.

Not tomorrow. Today!

Your favorite villager. Still watching. Always watching. 👀

[Kai Lentit (e/xcel) @KaiLentit]

Interview with a DBA (2026).

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

CLUBBING IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂

[Kitt @ICT_Concepts]

If you walk around angry… pissed off, thinking your life sucks…

It costs you nothing to be kind. Nothing.

If only you knew how this kindness… overtime…changes everything.

Choose kindness over anger.

[hirad @hiradp]

never worked anywhere that fights big company antics as actively as we do.

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Wameninasa pia 😭😭😭

Gari luku imewaza lakini 😂😂😂

[🐰 GiGis_Lab 🐰 @gigis_lab]

My second entry for the #DesignASprite contest
Fongo 🍄

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[Fortnite.GG @FortniteDotGG]

ALL SPRITE CHEST LOCATIONS

[avrl ☘ @avrldotdev]

Step-1: Learn Go
Step-2: Master structs, interfaces & pointers
Step-3: Learn goroutines & channels
Step-4: Build an HTTP server with std-lib
Step-5: Read the Go runtime & standard library source. Embrace humility
Step-6: Build a production-grade backend (REST/gRPC, DB, caching, etc)
Step-7: Make it load-bearing
Step-8: Learn profiling & optimization (pprof, trace, benchmarks)
Step-9: deploy with Docker (& K8s)
Step-10: Ship it

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Power to Goons…

CCTV footage shows how goons stormed All Saints Cathedral

Goons on motorcycles disrupted a post-budget review meeting

Gang attacked and robbed pedestrians along Kenyatta Avenue

Police yet to issue update on status of investigation, arrests

#CitizenWeekend

[Michal Malewicz @michalmalewicz]

Ok, let's stop talking about AI for a minute.
What do you do for fun?

Orchestrate agentic loops?

[trash @trashh_dev]

first day at the loop factory

[JB @JasonBotterill]

Anthropic employees are fucking depressed

[Clinton @tectonic_menace]

great news everyone, this has all been a terrible dream

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Browser, phone, AI, Mosquitoes ???

[Akhilesh Mishra @livingdevops]

"We don't need monitoring; production is stable." 👀

[spidey @lochan_twt]

"the database is slow, let's just use cache for everything"