•TED•™

Teddy the Bear, Papa Bear, the Untamed Bison 🦬

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

BCLB, KRA and FRC are watching as money launderers are roaming clubs and pretending to engage in open and unlicensed gambling.

Maina Kageni and the Bolo Bespoke nonsense are part of the money laundering by clubs.

Those things have nothing to do with the games they claim to stake their claim on.

[Eric @amerix]

Lustful hoodrats have spoilt the gym spirit, momentum and brotherhood.

If you are not keen, you will find yourself in a TikTok video.

[Eric @amerix]

Going forward, it is better for a man to build his home gym or enrol in a men-only gym.

[Manoti @MwendiaJnr]

How professional are KDF engineers! Any project that has stalled for years is handed over to them, and within a few months it’s fully executed. I respect those men in uniform!

[Hess🙃 @HesKirui]

You don't have to be half naked btw😍✨❤

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

If Tyler Perry had written that shitty movie “The Polygamist”, Jonasi would have been cracķing both men and women.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

There is a biological bottleneck. A woman can only carry one pregnancy at a time, taking approximately 9 months regardless of how many husbands she has. From a purely numbers-driven, survivalist standpoint, multiple husbands do not increase a family’s reproductive output.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Wamama itabidii mmengoja hadi July 20 world cup ikiisha ndo tunaweza fikiria kama tutawatch hiyo Polygamist.

Saa hii hatuna time ya kusoma subtitles za watu wanaclick click na Messi anawekea sisi Hate watchers Hat Trick.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

@BarcaTimes @CanalFootClub I never said that.
Messi have all my respect and my admiration 👍🏽

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Messi is a joke. For me the best ever.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If you are single because you can't lower your standards, why are men who meet your standards not approaching you?

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[•TED•™ @ted_bison]

@SokoAnalyst Muache hizi Myths…Fuel is stored underground away from sun heat.. temp difference doesn’t change much whether day or night.

[Lorna♧♡ @L0rna_li]

I created a WhatsApp group and named it "Lorna Ex boyfriends." I added all my 10 ex-boyfriends and left the group.
A minute later, I joined with my Brothers phone number, and they were all curious and asked me in the group , "Who are you,we don't recognise you?" I said," Lorna's ex-boyfriend. They all reacted my message with 👍"and they started talking about World Cup😭

[Redback @chamugah]

Nairobi umetulia kwa jam na stress zako alafu unaona jamaa anaenda tao juu ya tyre.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Traditional women gone. You just gotta find a hoe and beg her to stop

[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

The problem with dating ladies like us who come from stable, loving and supportive families is that we tend to be very bad at sex because it's not our source of income.

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

[IRAN EMBASSY in KENYA @IRANinKENYA]

Kenyans are on board. Thank you all