Ted

G tier niche micro influencer | TIME 2006 Person of the Year

[Ted @ted_evert]

if the wiggles made music for adults it would be ajr

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[Ted @ted_evert]

@Cubbies1031 @starckie24 god cubs fans are stupid as piss

[Ted @ted_evert]

i’ve been told the director of the fbi goes by j. edgar boozer

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Kash Patel is reportedly threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”

[Ted @ted_evert]

@watson1787 @LP_CLC this might be a record breaking moving of the goal posts

[Ted @ted_evert]

@watson1787 @LP_CLC No it doesn’t. There’s this thing called Customs and Border Protection that you should check out.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Transgender for everybody

[Ted @ted_evert]

@MeetThePress

[Bj @Phexso]

Please sign my petition to Fire Milwaukee Bucks head coach Doc Rivers.

https://t.co/eFtKsxiy9A

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Charlie Kirk @ender65407]

Yo gang I’m alive

[Ted @ted_evert]

will you can go ahead and smack this dumbass again

[👑 J³ABz👑 @Jabz_CFC]

"Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something." - Chris Rock

[Ted @ted_evert]

calling protected wildlife “corolla-sized vermin” so rivers can continue to be overfished and habitats destroyed. tight.

[Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez @RepMGP]

Our fishermen in Southwest Washington have spoken loud and clear—sea lions in the Columbia River are decimating our salmon and steelhead runs.

My provision to explore more cost-effective and efficient ways to remove these Corolla-sized vermin from our rivers and tributaries was just signed into law.

I enjoyed brainstorming with SW WA fishermen on next steps to return our runs to their former glory.

[kai ♡'s kuya @yumecipher]

explaining ramadan to an american: okay so imagine a burger at night only

[Drake Bentley @drake_bentley]

This Black History Month, we recognize Pam Echols (1967, Milwaukee)

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

who is this diva

[Ted @ted_evert]

starting milwaukee 2 dm if interested

[Ted @ted_evert]

choppelganger convention

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A ‘Heated Rivalry’ look-alike contest is scheduled for January 25 in Washington Square Park.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

At least we don’t have to see Charlie Kirk’s idiotic take about this

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

He might be the "bad boy" of entertainment, but Sean Combs will forever be a New York City kid who made good. He's given so much back to his roots, and every move he makes is proof that hustle pays off.

Enjoy your key to the city, @Diddy!

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

we're leaving insane relics for our ancestors