E. Normus Dinkle-Berry

I have obviously been hacked

[E. Normus Dinkle-Berry @ted_zodiackillr]

Who’s up?

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@Uber_Support No

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@uber that ride will more than likely cause a hangover tomorrow

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@uber remains bottom tier

[E. Normus Dinkle-Berry @ted_zodiackillr]

@uber is trash

[E. Normus Dinkle-Berry @ted_zodiackillr]

@uber got the ftc on ur ass

[E. Normus Dinkle-Berry @ted_zodiackillr]

@uber figure it out asap

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@Uber u should use background checks

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@Uber ur drivers utilize speed bumps as jumps

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@Uber will hire anyone

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@Uber ur garbo

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Uber is an absolute hoax

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Chapped lips are highly problematic

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Speed bump in the Uber just knocked the air out of me. 0:5 stars

[E. Normus Dinkle-Berry @ted_zodiackillr]

What do we need licenses to operate toasters now?

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Shrek invented house music In 1987

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Shrek does not like classic rock

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Shrek had a perfect 5 stars on Uber

[E. Normus Dinkle-Berry @ted_zodiackillr]

Shrek never had an antisocial Uber driver

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Retirement plan.