Ted Crabshit

Parody account of ACE Formula 1 pit lane reporter Ted Kravitz.

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Interesting!

[Archie #TeamLH #HamFam @GoatGarage]

The truth is @MercedesAMGF1 could be in the wilderness for years. Is a move to @ScuderiaFerrari the best chance for Lewis to achieve another World Championship before he retires? #TeamLH @LewisHamilton #SKYF1 #F1 @SkySportsF1 @wearetherace

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Attacking Ted is like kicking a puppy. 🐶
People no likey.
😝 @redbullracing 😝

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Who the FUCK is Max Verstappen?

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

@QeanuRhives @RepsMasi @Immmanuel11 @CroftyF1 This is harsh. I'm not worse than Herbert, surely. I've seen his work, and he's very annoying.

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Sayonara Mr Vettel.
#SKYF1
#JapaneseGP

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Meet Mo! The new #FIA chief, Mohammed ben Sulayem. #F1 #SKYF1 @CroftyF1

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

And you thought I was joking!

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Breaking: I'm hearing @FIA have disqualified Lewis Hamilton for stopping on track to pick up a flag.
I knew they'd get him in the end. 😜
@MercedesAMGF1 #SKYF1 #C4F1 #BrazilianGP

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Breaking: I'm hearing @FIA have disqualified Lewis Hamilton for stopping on track to pick up a flag.
I knew they'd get him in the end. 😜
@MercedesAMGF1 #SKYF1 #C4F1 #BrazilianGP

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Les Dawson on piano, ladies and gentlemen. 👏 😂
#SKYF1 #C4F1 #BrazilGP #BrazilianGP

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

It's so frustrating for everyone at #SKYF1 We've waited years for a Champion like this, and the @FIA go and ruin it for everyone. I'm so sorry for everyone watching at home. I know many will be switching off. There's always next year. Join us again in March 2022. 🤘
#BrazilGP

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Is this the same @FIA that punished Ferrari for one of the biggest scandals ever in F1 by grounding their tea lady for a week?

#SKYF1 #BrazilGP

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Christian Horner to Williams: "Changed my mind. Can you take Perez?"
#SKYF1 #DutchGP @redbullracing

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Take it from me. If I could only visit one of them. I'd choose the #DutchGP over #Spa, every time. Sad but, changes to both tracks. Plus global warming. Have made it an easy choice.
#SKYF1 #C4F1 #F1 #FIA

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Breaking: I'm hearing reports that Karen Horner has been on the phone to Beyonce, demanding that Gerry is allowed to join "Destiny's Child!"
#SKYF1 #DutchGP
#C4F1 @redbullracing

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

How relieved is Monaco? They just lost the title of "Worst race of 2021, to Spa".
#SKYF1 #C4F1 #BelgianGP

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

@williamsf1 @GeorgeRussell63 🙏

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Call me a Snowflake, but I wouldn't drive to the shops in that weather. I'm glad to be tucked up in the warm. You can have this one Karun. 😂

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

Go Fund Me", page. 😭
or "Life Lesson" 🤣
#SKYF1 #BelgianGP

[Ted Crabshit @TedCrabshit]

@SkySportsF1 Hamilton