teddi

[teddi @teddibnorthrop]

boyfriend: “you want anything to eat?”
me: “no, I’m not hungry”
him: *gets food*

my brain:

don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me: “can i have a bite..?”

[teddi @teddibnorthrop]

@h_metheney2 @zachlanebryan YES HE DOES

[dj @smo1kel]

i'm a hot mess but at least i'm hot

[trap dad @dude_gang]

If u can’t handle me at my hootin then u don’t deserve me at my hollerin

[KING EMILY🌟 @kinggemilly]

personally i think we should all just get drunk tonight

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

flashbacks of you being crazy be funny asl like why would i do that

[Elizabeth Durr @ElizabethRiosS4]

I always tell people “drive safe" then
get in my car and drive right into a
curb

[rico @somethinglovely]

oops

[pj @pjayevans]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are so good what the hell is in those things

[toxic king @toxicking]

If yo man going outside to cheat in this weather he hates u fr

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

wHeRe did YoU LeArN tO dRiVe

Me: ”Mario kart where else”

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

She’s a 10 but she rewatches shows 3+ times because she has attachment issues

[leni @babubarfs]

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

me and who

[kenz @heflinkenzie]

you can't tell me i don't have the cutest baby EVER 💛⚡️

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

rip the queen I loved her cookie dough blizzards

[george @StokeyyG2]

when i’m half way thru watching a film on 123Movies and win a free iPhone 13

[g🦢 @gjovanna4]

Account Balance : $23.82

My friends : What’s The Move For Tonight ?

Me : Shit Don’t Matter To Me It’s whatever.