a daisy chain 2 stan

Ommni Padhni Disney Iceman Acme Leary Marx Illuminatus Christus Clarke / bird enthusiast account

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

You’re telling me this cartoon is about a simp’s sons?

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

It’s my kink Janice, why you gotta belittle it?

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

https://t.co/rgUauScDiL

[cranny boy LEGACY ACCOUNT @cranny_boy]

Stoners love this kind of crap. They would probably try to smoke their pot with the creature

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

It’s such a good day for those of us who love reading spam emails when we feel awkward

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

Can’t wait to get home and go to sleep in a position that will hurt my body for weeks

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

It’s probably too late to throw together an Asuka costume, right?

[Jack Clark @jackclarkSF]

Today, I testified to the U.S. Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, & Transportation @commercedems. I used an @AnthropicAI language model to write the concluding part of my testimony. I believe this marks the first time a language model has 'testified' in the U.S. Senate.

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

Occasionally I’ll check in with the Jan6 hearings but, only to scan for Ariel Pink

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

What happens when u r out of things to normalize?

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

“How bad could the new arcade fire songs be?”, I thought. Oh boy.

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

The beginning of spring is your abuser being nice to you. The sun is *literally* gaslighting us. April really is the cruelest month.

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

When the beastie boys said, “who shall inherit the earth? The meek shall! And yo, I think I’m starting to peak now, Al” I really felt that

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

Look. I wasn’t counting, or even trying to abstain exactly, but I bet I went like 8 or 9 years without eating a single Dorito. Now here I am. Fuck these things.

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

“I gotta go jack off a spider”

-one of my coworkers just now

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

@JeremyMonjo At this point if I could get a lobotomy that erased anything having to do with Batman, I would

[Darren Richman @darrenrichman]

100 years old, a perfect joke

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

Really my only issue with Man Men or similar white guy industrial dramas is the lack of attention to lower lumbar problems.

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

The hypebeast urge to post a pic of a pile of unopened Covid tests like they’re supreme socks

[a daisy chain 2 stan @tedduardo]

Bro I’m dying plz get me a blue CVS brand adult electrolyte beverage