Tom O’Malley

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

[McVantasy and Weebs @McVantasy]

McVantasy and Weebs go 💥BANG💥 in Round 3 with a clean 3/3 sweep!

Collingwood -9.5 ✅
Adelaide +17.5 ✅
Gold Coast +18.5 ✅

We’re only just getting started in season 2023 and there are PLENTY more winners to come!

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[Tom O’Malley @teddyo94]

@ChampionsLeague Wizard @ReesemaTom

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@elleuntitled Think of the resale value of the red bulls in the current climate!

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I absolutely do not want or need 2 service station pies and a 4 pack of red bull, but this value might be too good to turn down

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@ChampionsLeague @KAKA @Tomcvann @ReesemaTom first one might be the greatest goal of all time

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@90sfootball @Tomcvann @ReesemaTom

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@TibsterAU My understanding of the ad.
Idiot man: Oh no honey, I’ve put your shoes in the dishwasher and now they are ruined!
Unfortunately I don’t have the money to pay to replace them right now, so I will take out a short term loan with ridiculously high interest rates to do it!

[Tom O’Malley @teddyo94]

@motess The Maylands/Evandale area is kidding themselves if they think I’m sticking to 40

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@elleuntitled How about those who cannot sleep in complete silence?

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I feel as though 95% of my day has been spent listening to the Kayo ad break music, and in no way is that depressing #AFLBombersGiants

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@elleuntitled Legit just had that. Terrible way to start the day

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Awesome stuff @DamoMoyle

[Racing SA @RacingSA]

Damien Moyle will join forces with Group 1 winning trainer Gordon Richards in the 2021/22 racing season 🤝

FULL STORY | https://t.co/2gCqmhcqMA

[Tom O’Malley @teddyo94]

@elleuntitled It’s liquid engineering

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@dawsop Unsure tbh but you’d expect he wasn’t alone

[Tom O’Malley @teddyo94]

You again realise it might be time to move out when you can hear your housemate playing ‘Good girls go bad’ by Cobra Starship whilst in the shower

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@dan_gilbert3 Well done mate, maybe just buy the right size next time though. No shame in admitting you’ve put on a few pounds

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You realise it’s probably time to move out when you arrive home and your housemate tells you he just had a warm bath whilst wearing chinos....which he is still wearing

[Tom O’Malley @teddyo94]

I’m not expected to remember the names of all these babies people I know are having am I?

[Tom O’Malley @teddyo94]

2006 called. They want their Ute back.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Schrödinger's Plates:

They are both broken and not broken until you open the door.