Theodore ‘Ted’ smith

University of Iowa ‘03. ball knower. degenerate. father to my four children. tax evader. scores regular.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National White Chocolate Day.

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

Leaving work early for a headache

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@colewrld00 Shut the fuck up idiot

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

This is the energy we need in Iowa city. #firekirk

[Rob Reinhart @RealRobReinhart]

#BREAKING: Sources have provided me with the graphic details leading up to the arrest of former Michigan HC Sherrone Moore:

During an argument with his wife, Moore threatened to kill himself. He then drove to – and broke into – the home of his assistant, where he held a knife to his own throat and threatened to kill both himself and the staffer.

He was then intercepted at a local church after his wife provided his phone’s location to the authorities. He is now in protective custody. Just a tragic chain of events for all involved.

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@274sport @PeteThamel Someone tell Cade McNamara his spot @ETSUFootball is in danger…

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@BRWalkoff @JeffPassan @JesseRogersESPN Thank fucking god.

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

Happy holidays to anyone who celebrates

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@MickeySwingsLow I can respect a brewers/bears fan more than I can respect a brewers/packers fan. Anyways fuck the dodgers!

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@MickeySwingsLow @yale_hype Rico does own that shit ass franchise

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

The cubs fucking suck man

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

Baseball is better when Javy is swinging the stick well

[sarge @sarge____]

Javy has to have the worst case of ADHD in human history, right?

he simply cannot lock in for all 162, but if you fill the stadium up and turn the pressure to 10, he starts crushing the baseball

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@MickeySwingsLow #crucifymatthewboyd

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

Shoulda hammered the over I guess

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

Michael fucking Busch baby

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@MickeySwingsLow Sigh.

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

That Wrigley North roar (I’m delusional)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Michael Busch starts the NLDS with a BANG

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@MickeySwingsLow @yale_hype I respectfully disagree.. but, we can agree that this game will clear any snooze fest CFB on today.

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@MickeySwingsLow @bet365 Here mick you’ll need this, 1-800-522-4700.
Best, Ted

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

@MickeySwingsLow Get ready for wrigley north buddy

[Theodore ‘Ted’ smith @teddytwoball]

Cubs 😏