Ted From NY

I’m Ted. From NY.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@timburchett He’s so tired he forgot to slam a dadgumit in there. Thoughts and prayers.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@CalltoActivism @janet_yackle Lawyer up.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@StephenM Do you have surgery scheduled yet to return the bone they removed from your head on the right side to relieve the pressure on your brain from being a douchebag? When you talk with the cadence of a robot, it doesn’t make you look smart. It makes you look like a clown. #slitheraway

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@honeymoon250 57

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@MattWallace888 How long have you been stalking her?

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@LindseyGrahamSC Was this before or after you were blowing bubbles at Disneyland?

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@KristiNoem Thoughts and prayers puppy killer.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@EricTrump @RickCampbell17 @Trump @realDonaldTrump I can’t imagine how big it would be if he actually knew how to read.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@SenTedCruz When you decide to accept a check, will they send it to Cancun?

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@ViolencePsalms @StephenM I’ll take things that never happened for a $1,000 Alex. Is your “acquaintance” like Trump’s “friends?” He’s never had a friend in his life.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@StephenM Hey anti-Christ. Calm down and think about one thing other than your hatred. You can do it Sport. Babies smiling? Puppies wagging their tails. Work with me on this Steph.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@SLOTUS @VP The paternity test will prove it’s the couch.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@timburchett Can this idiot post anything without saying “dadgum” like an attention seeking junior high student? Stop enabling monsters Timmy. #evilcoward

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@IAGovernor @POTUS Kim Reaper is an evil compulsive liar.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@KatieMiller Are you sharing American foreign policy plans via X? Did your penis head husband share his evil plans with you or are you just spitballing? Be best. Oh, and get a lawyer.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@LindseyGrahamSC Poor Lindsey. Are the photos he has of you that bad?

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@RepNancyMace Tread lightly. He’ll make a clown out of you. Wear your big red shoes. If you go with accessories, I recommend a squirting lapel pin. #MAGAIDIOT

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@LauraLoomer @GovKathyHochul @KathyHochul #MAGAMoron

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@SenTedCruz I can’t remember, was this the year that Trump called your wife ugly and you threw your support behind him after that? The years all run together.

[Ted From NY @tedfromNY]

@StephenM Stephie, stfu you hateful whiny little dickhead.