Well Twitter, I was hoping you would turn into a public utility for the people's freedom of speech and democracy. Instead you became one of the mutilated toys from Toy Story. It's not your fault. Godspeed.
The difference between Standup and Improv.
Improv: Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening..
Standup: Dance like everyone is watching and you suck at dancing you worthless pile of shit!
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Due to the extreme heat, TVA has issued a power supply alert. @NESpower is asking all customers to voluntarily reduce their use of electricity until further notice. #HeatSafety