TED Science Advisors

Curating a strictly materialist worldview, because, science!
(Parody account.)

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We're skeptical about Skeptical About Skeptics. http://t.co/DPpphxCrk3

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Actually, just because we're anonymous doesn't make us "shadowy." The lights are quite bright in the lab. http://t.co/ZwEHExNlle

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We've never been described as "shadowy" before. Sounds sexy! >> http://t.co/ZwEHExNlle

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@billy_mavreas the tea leaves say, move. ; )

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Q: What was Newton's favorite joke?
A: Astrology
#LOL #WooWooIsaac

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In our zeal to liberate humanity from dogma & superstition, we may have ignored some of the deeper dimensions of reality, but we doubt it.

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A sunset may "look" beautiful, but that's just the angle of light thru the atmosphere. The consciousness enjoying the sunset? Random as well

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RT @neiltyson Not that anybody asked, but when the Moon is in the 7th house, & Jupiter aligns with Mars, nothing will happen because of it.

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This can't be happening. http://t.co/x3MubdyZVe

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Animals that can sense when their 'owners' are coming home doesn't fit our mental framework. Next!

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We're extremely suspicious of any experiment that can't be replicated in a corporate-funded laboratory.

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Isaac Newton devoted half of his life to the study of alchemy. We wouldn't invite him to talk at TED. Red Flag @TEDSciAdvisors

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Humans experiences himself as something separated from the rest, a kind of delusion of his consciousness. Einstein Red Flag @TEDSciAdvisors

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Please ignore this recent study! #nothappening MT “@grantmaxwell: Study: Speed of light not a constant http://t.co/7mx5DD9DS2"

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Crop circles... LOL! amirite? #science

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You say "scientism" like it's a bad thing. #IdeasWorthShredding

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As some of you may have guessed, we're not too familiar with the whole "quantum physics" thing. #oldschool

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We provide an open forum for both kinds of views: mechanistic AND materialistic.

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We've never experienced "the-feeling-of-being-stared-at" @RupertSheldrake describes. (Until now, that is! Good thing we're anonymous...)

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Kids: we stifled @Graham__Hancock's talk to keep you from moving to South America to drink ayahuasca. Also, DO NOT listen to The Beatles!