Ted Serra

Former #Brookline citizen, #RI ⚓️ heritage, Leo ♌️🦁, 📜 BC ‘06, BU ‘14, fan of ☕️🍷🎶🐶🚙🏴‍☠️🚲🎿, often 🙄😵‍💫😴

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

“Can you pick me up from Dulles tomorrow?”

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

I THOUGHT “20 IS PLENTY”, MURIEL
#SpeedCameraQueen #DragRace #sticks

[Mayor Muriel Bowser @MayorBowser]

Congratulations to DCPS grad, @rajahcaruth_! Making history and making #DCProud 🏆

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

@TrentonJKennedy @alanhenney I’d call it a good faith effort, I’d give it credit……so many (out of state) people don’t even bother to attempt a stop anymore 🛑 🚙

[björk @bjork]

debut was released 30 years ago !!
the words that describe debut are shy, beginner, humility, virgin, beige, silver, mohair, the messenger

you can listen to björk : sonic symbolism here
https://t.co/40nxWvoQGc

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

The best legal advice I ever received

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

If you know you know 👀🤣

[DC Public Library @dcpl]

Our only Queen 👑

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

@mtgyakuza Ellen’s show ended

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

@mtgyakuza not mutually exclusive tho

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Lucille Bluth seeing Gene Parmesan

[Yamaneika Saunders @yamaneika]

Ever since I decided to have business hours, my life has gotten less chaotic. Treat yourself like the corporation you are.

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

@mtgyakuza Ideal?

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

This is a fabulous way to allocate these tickets. I could not be more psyched for @TheAtlantisDC to open. Have always felt DC one of the very best music towns, and this cements it.

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

@mtgyakuza fuggetaboutit! 🍗

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

@TomBoyNI Same here! Very exciting

[Kyle Groetzinger @kgroetz]

a little on the nose

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

If @ZelenskyyUa is landing in Washington DC, just coming after visiting the frontlines of Bakhmut, Just shows a great leader that has work tirelessly not only to defend his country, but freedom and democracy for all! 🇺🇦🇺🇸🇪🇸👍🏻 @GOP @TheDemocrats full support is the right thing!👍🏻

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

The best explanation is what I'd call contemporary corporate colonialism. Sponsored by a few wealthy patrons, a conquistador arrives on shore, makes no effort to understand the natives, culture, or business, dispenses with many and demands fealty and service from those surviving.

[Ted Serra @tedserra]

@MaxwellFrostFL @the1975 DID YOU SEE HIM JUST CRAWL THROUGH A TV?! 📺 also, welcome to DC! 🎶

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

too old for tik tok, too young for facebook, too weird for linkedin, not weird enough for reddit, too ugly for instagram…where will i go now