Ted Simulation Cruz

A True Texan In My Heart of Hearts. (FAKE ACCOUNT created for academic purposes.)

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

We adjourned early because @schumer420 needed to skii-- but who cares about children separated from their parents, right?

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

And with a partisan temper tantrum from Democrats, they have tabled immigration and left the fate of asylum seekers and children, who they purport to love, in the gutter.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE PARTY OF THE AMERICAN DREAM!

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@fakeKamalaH You must be mistaken, Sen Harris, as the 3 drafters of the UNITY bill voted to add the amendments

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@BookercommaCory, thank you for supporting our veterans and bringing your leftist party back in line.

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@fakefeinstein1 doesn't know how to preside over her own committee and has to call @fakeCMCMenendez. Yikes...

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@CMCJeffMerkley @GOP Mocking the contributions of a war hero is what should be illegal, @CMCJeffMerkley

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

Senator Ernst, a veteran, was so emotional at the Democrats' willingness to exploit a veteran for a weak "gotcha!" moment that she instantly burst into tears. We all couldn't help but do the same. I thought you were trying to be less mean, @Fake_Klobuchar ...! #bully2020

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

Civility and decorum are key in the Senate!

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

I agree with @aoc 🤔 We should vigorously debate substance & policy — it matters — but everybody should refrain from ad hominem personal insults.

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@BookercommaCory just stated that he thinks the discrimination against female babies is an "ideological, partisan issue,"; I don't think half of our population agrees that their gender is a "political" issue.

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@fakefeinstein1 I'm actually still thinking about your "gun expert" who didn't know where a trigger crank went...! (PSST: it goes on the trigger). Don't politicize an unspeakable tragedy, Senator.

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

Not sure why my Democratic colleagues are so against ending #courtpacking and restoring #nonpartisanship to the Supreme Court. We must take our toes out of the Supreme Court and guarantee the American people a bastion of justice. Why can't Dems get on board with this?

[Fake Joni Ernst @fakejoniernst]

@fakefeinstein1 referred to the devil in the name of her bill s. 666. Sounds about right!

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

Red tonight for the #carnage at our BORDER and with the abortion of our BABIES!

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

Cherry picking Democrats, as always.

[Fake Joni Ernst @fakejoniernst]

Nice try, Senator. Guess you had your eyes closed? Wake up, Bob.

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

No sweeter sight than AOC roasting @schumer420 for refusing to listen to the voters of NY while he hovers behind her-- awkward...!

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

Really enjoying the entertainment that AOC and @BookercommaCory are providing on #AprilFoolsDay

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

Republicans LOVE our farmers and agriculture. #NOGREENNEWDEAL

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@schumer420 trying his best to get a “heads up” on our great President; disrespectful!

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@CMCJeffMerkley I apologize for my gaffe, Sen Merkley; excuse me for being taken aback by the statement that you made, with @SimulationMitch and @fakejoniernst as witness: “I support bipartisanship when it’s not about coordinating legislation with the other-side.” #partisanship