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TED GORDON TRIPS AND FALLS AT IN-N-OUT

[⃟ @tedslop]

https://t.co/BqmswQDFXd

[𝕄𝕀𝕊𝕊 𝔾ℍ𝕌ℝ𝕃ꕤ ❤️‍🔥🥀 @Missghurll]

Genie: you have 1 wish
Me: I want a Dinosaur
Genie: Be realistic
Me: I want Nicki to win a Grammy

Genie: what color do you want your Madonna?

[⃟ @tedslop]

it's like amoeba

[stei @steyeuh]

why yall selling coloring books of me on amazon-

[⃟ @tedslop]

do you people hear yourselves

[Jay Emmee @JayIEmmee]

@VileScovillain Tbf, that is funny because what did the think was gonna happen naming a character Zion.

[⃟ @tedslop]

i was just tweeting whatever

[⃟ @tedslop]

saw a clip from that new sausage party show what do you mean some guy and the sausage guy have gay sex

[⃟ @tedslop]

more people should headcanon ted as gay methinks #FuckCanon #DisventurersAgainstCanon #LarryStylinson

[⃟ @tedslop]

i love stalking myself i guess the people who followed me should know tjat

[⃟ @tedslop]

like watching the Mona Lisa get painted

[⃟ @tedslop]

OKAYYYY

[valeria's humble doormat @valeriatitjob]

@tedslop again......... maybe there's ksi gaggery out there.... we're all bumping thick of it at the dvc rave this september

[⃟ @tedslop]

@valeriatitjob they stopped 1 album in

[⃟ @tedslop]

i was never the same since

[⃟ @tedslop]

aotyoomf is doing a ksi discography deep dive

[⃟ @tedslop]

Y'ALL OMGGGGG

[⃟ @tedslop]

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT VIDEO/GIF OF THE WOMAN WITH BANGS WITH HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN AND TILTING HER HEAD TO THE SIDE PREFERABLY THE VERSION WITH THE RED FILTER I'M GOING INSANE

[⃟ @tedslop]

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[⃟ @tedslop]

does anyone have the eddsworld tomtord smut roleplay thread

[⃟ @tedslop]

@ninascores oomf is retweeting these so both

[⃟ @tedslop]

what if she just went fucking crazy and started killing everyone

[miley as fuck @ninascores]

@tedslop does anyone get this or are we psychopathic

[⃟ @tedslop]

@ninascores first tweet giving sophie

[miley as fuck @ninascores]

i was beautiful