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[Tee @tee501]

Never knew so many folks didn't like wearing pants until I joined twitter.

Wearing pants is like kryptonite to these folks.

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

More action here than the Main Event.

[PhillyTheBoss.com @PhillyTheBoss]

And his knee agreed.

[Myron Medcalf @MedcalfByESPN]

So a 37-year-old fighter who hasn’t fought in 4 years stepped into the Octagon and decided that his first move should be a running kick and then he should try it again even though he clearly blew his knee out the first time? That’s the worst comeback strategy in fighting history.

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

They call me Slab Judah

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

My painting of Terry the legend

[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

Yeah but unfortunately I'm too attracted to them

[MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND]

We’ve done ok for 2 kids from Cameron, NC, Brother Nero..

[T DA TASTEMAKER 🇯🇲 @TDaTastemaker]

I really do appreciate them frfr

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Yup. but in a power conference. (Stone Fruit)- Peaches, blueberries, cherries, Raspberries, Apricots, nectarines & white peaches. Tough conference if you don’t have a signature jam, candy, or vodka.

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

Peace. That’s probably why y’all think it’s boring.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

me, the first time i tasted tacos al pastor:

[hippo✯ @hippocrise]

tf this got to do with me ??

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

Remember people. It’s supposed to be a record heatwave this week. The aluminum needs to be in your deodorant. Don’t piss us off!

[tweets, but heroic @thethirtysixco]

they’re calling it the greatest evolutionary chart of all time

[moose @mooseincrisis]

wtf you just call me

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

Got a 100% in the hood

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

???????

[Tee @tee501]

Did.

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

People who went to high school:

Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Is she available tomorrow? 😭