Taylor

just here for the memes; thoughts are my own

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

Sorry officer, I was speeding because I have a meatball sub in my car that I need to go home and eat before it gets soggy -a memoir by me

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

I just watched a Tik Tok of someone painting their child’s PLACENTA THAT THEY SAVED to hang and keep in the child’s room....I...can’t unsee that.

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

When people make their insta/facebook captions “✨quarantine adventures ✨” do they know they just typed the biggest & most ignorant oxymoron that could possibly be said right now 😑

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

People who report hiding police in Waze are the *true* heroes we don’t deserve

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

Hi everyone please go see #LittleWomen thank you

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

@tee_mar10 Mulan

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

Sometimes I think about the group of people I sat in driving school class with in August. We were all so different but bonded over how shitty that class was. I hope they’re all doing well.

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

@over9000lives War damn 😳

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

Honestly the only good thing about summer ending is that I can leave chapstick in my car again without worry of it melting everywhere

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

Mom: getting a dog is your decision but YOUR DAD AND I ARE NOT KEEPING HER AND WE ARE NOT GIVING YOU MONEY FOR HER

me: I’m going to get Tuk Tuk’s nails clipped and I’m going by atm to get cash bc their card machine down

Mom: meet me at the gas station I’ll give you $

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

@k_buck4 We can only get two per game tho :/

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

With summer winding down, here’s a sampling of what Michelle and I have been listening to — some new, some old, some fast, some slow. Hope you enjoy.

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

@LauraShevy Me with vines

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

Today is a GOOD DAY because I got FREE Taco Bell. I went to thru drive thru and the register was down but I could still go inside to order so I did & as soon as I walked inside all the registers crashed but the manager still took my order and gave me free food 🥰

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

So RELATABLE

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

@MileyCyrus when is Ashley O going on tour

[MILEY @miley]

We thank you for all the love and support ! #SHECAME #BlackMirror

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Earlier this month, Scrabble updated its list of approved words for game play for the first time in four years ("ivesssapology" and "covfefe" were not among them).

But those changes aren't yet reflected in the Scrabble app. 👎

Where are we on this, @Hasbro? 🤷‍♀️

[Taylor @tee_stan917]

@Alison_1723 It’s hands down the best nail joint

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

hey, your shoe's untied......

....APRIL FOOLS!!!! you're not wearing SHOES!