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[Feli @Itz_Felix_0]

Umesema tutoe supp zote tuweke A

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[Masaku @masaku_]

She must Go

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It seems during hydration break African players are given alcohol.🤦🏽‍♂️

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Tulianza na kina mama pale Mosocho, tukaingia Kisii tao, tukakula mawe Keumbu, tukamalizia Keroka. Mimi sijui definition yako ya siku mzuri 😁😁😁

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Hii Tea ya Ruto na Soipan ndio ilifanya nilale Cell

When I said it, mlidhani ni jaba

Thank you Riggy G. I am vindicated

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

RIP moi University you suffered too much at the hands of tribalism.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Hizi double standards ndio zinafanya hii gava inaniudhi ajab

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Haha, the right one

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

I thought the Speaker of the National Assembly anafaa kua Neutral.

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

Raila Odinga famously declared ‘Kibaki Tosha’ in October 2002, just three months before the general elections. Ruto is so desperate for the opposition to name its main candidate early. He wants to identify early who to bribe and who to kill so that he can destroy the opposition.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Crown Paints has taken 40 of its top-performing dealers to Dallas, Texas, for an all-expenses-paid trip to watch three FIFA World Cup matches

The trip is part of the company's "Crown Your Game" campaign and marks its fifth consecutive World Cup dealer reward programme since 2010

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

A sharp decline in student numbers has hit universities four years after President William Ruto’s new funding model was introduced, exposing deep cracks in the system.

Data from the Ministry of Education shows that university enrolment has fallen to a seven-year low.

https://t.co/hvyjXUewCv

[sofia @skywsabreadroll]

oh she is TAKING IT

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fixed it for you

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Polo Kimani didn't lie about you.

Utakua fully exposed in due time.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Hapa Kasongo anaenda Kamiti very early in the Morning

[Njuguna Mureithi @mureithi_me]

Friendly reminder, the biggest university in his home turf is now insolvent.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Hehehe goons are able to reach a major highway and block it.

Lakini you try and lay flowers in remembrance of people killed by police and they mount an operation all night to stop you. T

hey even buy barbed wire and set up by 4am.

[BIGFISH🐠 @osumo_brad]

You are giving us ick😌. Millenials mnafikirianga tu budgeting na saving cost hadi kwa mambo ya sherehe. Engineer kama huna pesa baki nyumbani ufanye nyumba curing.