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I'm really good at fake accents.

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Sandoval looks like he ate a batch of bad clams. #VanderpumpRules

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why does no one tell you that newborns spend 80% of their time trying to fart

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will I ever have fun again

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the Amazon panic purchases have begun.

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can I bring my dog to labor and delivery with me?

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@AllyMercedes the first time you almost get hit by a truck bc you’re running through cobblestone streets dragging your oversized suitcase while late for a train will humble you 😂

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wow I really cannot wait for a wine flight.

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it’s wild to me that people who have never spoken out about school shootings are suddenly enraged now that it happened at a private Christian school.

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@MichaelCovelli @fasc1nate 🥹🥹🥹

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Hugh Grant ain’t lying. Dude has aged like milk.

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Gaga’s voice is just so beautiful.

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@Uber_Support hi, how do a report a driver who accepted my ride, called me and asked for my destination & cancelled the ride? I have a screenshot of him accepting & then canceling the ride. the ride doesn’t show in my “rides” because he canceled so I can’t req support in app

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@brittmkeefe7 @CityofHoboken It takes days and they know it. See: testing timeline after Ida. Not sure why they aren’t being transparent.

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@GammasboyPogo @HBKNisGrand @HobokenOEM @RonBautistaNJ @CityofHoboken WHAT? where is the nixle alert about this?? @CityofHoboken

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@CityofHoboken @VeoliaWaterNJ I’m pregnant and just brushed my teeth so that’s cute. 😑

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@VeoliaWaterNJ @CityofHoboken @HobokenOEM

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I am a whale who cannot stop eating 🐳

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@Target will your baby registry welcome kits ever be back in stock online? 🧐

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Prince Harry is letting everyone have it!

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people keep asking me if I miss anything from pre-pregnancy life and I’ll tell you what I miss: THE FRENCH TUCK. can’t wait to be able to tuck my shirts again.