Tabitha

Artist, day dreamer, sometimes I'm funny.

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

#CelebWarningLabel
Caution: Foot Loose Ahead.

[Joe Herrera @AbusiveJoe87]

Cavs: What’s your superpower?

Warriors: We’re lucky.

Cavs: That’s not a superpower.

Warriors: Yes it is.

Cavs: No it’s not.

*George Hill misses free throw*

*JR Smith runs away with the ball and forgets they’re tied*

Warriors: Yes it is.

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

Send me a message :) #Sarahah @sarahah_com
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[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

Tumblrweed
#NewHippieDrugs

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

Human-Catnip #NewHippieDrugs

[Skram @pharmcat87]

IRS is here
May be time to shed a tear
Take it in the rear
#TaxDayHaikus

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

Taxes till I die
No IRS in Heaven
But down in Hell, well...

#TaxDayHaikus @HuffPostComedy

[Corey Miller @StopEatingBees]

We should be exempt.
This Presidency has been
Quite taxing enough.

#TaxDayHaikus

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

Doing taxes sucks.
And haikus are also hard.
Illuminati.

#TaxDayHaikus

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

My middle school diary with all my love rants #ThingsYouDontDivulgeWhenDating

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

I can grow a bigger mustache. #ThingsYouDontDivulgeWhenDating

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

I have depression and anxiety, and it's going to fuck everything up soon 🙃#ThingsYouDontDivulgeWhenDating

[The Grim Rieper 🫡 @RiepTide1999]

Think I dislocated my fat
#LiveFromGymClass

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

When there is a substitute gym teacher #LiveFromGymClass

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

When you have to run the mile #LiveFromGymClass

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

The Campfire Song Song #CampingIn4Words

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

The Casey Anthony Guide for New Mothers
#UnlikelyHowToBooks

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

How To Put Your Thing Down, Flip It, And Reverse It. #UnlikelyHowToBooks

[Tabitha @teeayebeee]

The 12 Steps of Starting Your Own Cult
*packet of punch mix included! #UnlikelyHowToBooks