Whilstera

You can take the girl outta Boston..... - Writer for

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

In 2017: F*** 2017! Let 2018 begin!

In 2018: F*** 2018! VOTE! Blue Wave! Can’t wait for 2019!

In 2019: WTF*** 2019! Here we come 2020!

In 2020: WHAT THE EVER LIVING F*** 2020?! #VoteBlueToSaveUsAll

It’s not the years that are torturing us.

It’s Trump.

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

When one points their finger at someone or something, there are 3 pointing back at them. Or, in some cases, 37 total.

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@HowtoADHD This cartoon “kid” looks like a 45 year old with that haircut and buttoned short sleeve polo shirt…and his feet are HUGE. Clearly he’s an adult cartoon posing and that’s why he can sit still and “listen”.

There’s a reason this poster is NOT OF A REAL CHILD.

Please…🤦🏻‍♀️

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

Omg LOVE!🤣🥰

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@elonmusk Logical deduction:
If @elonmusk is taking over Twitter
And AI bot swarms are taking over Twitter
Then @elonmusk = AI bot swarms
💯✔️🏆
Always fun watching narcissistic personality disorders do their “no accountability, gaslight instead” thing. 🙄

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

Is it me or is not crystal clear that everyone who was blue check certified should have stayed blue check certified, and that @elonmusk could’ve just created a color-coded (non-blue) check mark system for those interested in paying? The blue check mark is a brand in itself.

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@smhrbst I quickly incorrectly read this as “I would come out WITH her” then thought: “oh, like ‘I don’t want no scrubs, a scrub is somebody can’t get no love from me, hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride tryna holla at me” then thought “sounds fun to be a scrub mommy”

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

YES! LOVE THESE VIBES!
💖👍🏻💪🏻🎉🙌🏻🎉

[Liv Marks @OliviaLilyMarks]

Kate Winslet reassuring this young girl that her interview will be amazing is the most precious thing I’ve ever seen

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@baileymeyers Him😄: “Are you all WOUND up today?”
Me😄: “Would you like me to WOUND you in order for you to find out?”

All good natured, smiles and laughs☺️

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@baileymeyers In HS, I read aloud in class, terrified. I said “wound” (wow-nd) instead of “wound” (woond), then heard many chuckles, not realizing my mistake until one of the smartest & most popular kids pointed it out later. Thankfully he was nice about it & a mutual running joke ensued.

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@notcapnamerica @politico I literally just sent a 4 paragraph text to a friend group that outlined my original deep support for them, but then watched their actions over time, and having studied narcissistic personality disorder for the last year and a half, said MM fits the textbook definition.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@Diane_Warren @Beyonce I think the 🤯 emoji would’ve been a better choice than 🙄 emoji. And perhaps starting off the tweet with “Real Q:…” and adding Qs like “did you start with 24 writers out of the gate? Or did it evolve into 24? My curiosity is wild!” kinda vibes.
hope all is smooth!☀️

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@joncoopertweets Ummmm…yes. If Im a teacher and there to teach Spanish, I best be teaching Spanish and not, say, Pig Latin. You think the school should keep me around teaching “Spanish” en-whay ig-pay atin-lay s-iay lying-fay ut-oay f-oay y-may outh-may laiming-cay ts-iay anish-spay?! 🙄

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Is trolling and pettiness the only way to go viral on Twitter? I hope you all have a wonderful weekend. Please like and share if you are so inclined.

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@HeartlandSignal Pretty sure @Freakonomics discussed this with loads of research to back it up in their first book: legalizing abortions when #RoeVsWade was passed directly correlated to drops in crime across the nation the following years. im paraphrasing, but that’s the gist. #FactCheck

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

Legit…does this little girl look like young ⁦@ChloeGMoretz⁩ or is just me?! #randomthoughtswhilegoingthrumysecondgradersfridayfolder

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

WHY DID HE START SHOOTING IF HE GOT A VERY GENERALIZED ANSWER? and if you don’t know these answers, then someone is not doing their job… from@the investigators to you. DO BETTER.

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@danabrams when im@watching you report on the police station shootout, the question to your guest shouldn’t be about the need for protective shields at the desks, it should be WHY DID THE SHOOTER COME IN TO THE STATION TO ASK ABOUT A PARTICULAR CASE? WHAT WAS HIS INTENTION? 1/2

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@Nandi_Bushell If there’s anyone who could actually step into the impossibly giant drumming shoes @taylorhawkins has left behind with us, it’s actually @Nandi_Bushell … I think @foofighters would agree.❤️

[Whilstera @teebenoit]

@MikeBeauvais Twin flames…