Tosyne

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A Proudly Chelsea FC 💙 fan And An Agbafian 💯

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

Being a man is really a tough task indeed even the other gender confirmed it except for some wili wili winch 😏

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@jon_d_doe 🙇🙇

[CentreGoalHQ @centreGoalHQ]

🚨 Lionel Messi on why Chelsea is the ONLY EPL team he follows on IG, revealing how close he’s to join the Blues in 2013.

🗣️Lionel Messi: “ Honestly, there’s a reason behind it. My admiration for Chelsea started many years ago, especially during those Champions League battles against Barcelona.

I remember those games very well.

Chelsea were one of the few teams that could make life extremely difficult for us. They had incredible players, a strong mentality and supporters who made Stamford Bridge a special place.

I remember Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, John Terry and Eden Hazard.

Those were special players.

People might not believe this, but in 2013, there was a possibility of me joining Chelsea.

There were discussions, and I was genuinely interested in what the club was building at the time.

I won’t say everything was agreed, because it wasn’t, but Chelsea were a club I seriously admired.

I remember watching them and thinking about how incredible it would be to experience that atmosphere from the other side.

Barcelona will always be my home, but I developed a special affection for Chelsea.

And I think people misunderstand why I follow them.

It’s not because somebody asked me to. It’s not because of social media.

I genuinely enjoy watching Chelsea.

I’ve watched Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal and Manchester City over the years, but Chelsea has always been different for me.

Even during the difficult Champions League nights against them, I couldn’t help respecting the club.

Some people might find it surprising, but I have always loved Chelsea’s identity.

If you ask me which Premier League club I have the strongest connection with, my answer is Chelsea.

And if I had the opportunity to experience English football during my playing career, Stamford Bridge would have been a very special place to play.

I don’t need to hide my affection for the club.

Chelsea is the only Premier League club I follow, and I don’t see that changing anytime soon.

I have enormous respect for the other English clubs, but Chelsea will always have a special place in my heart.”

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

☹️☹️ Imagine the mockery on citizens of you having a plan B and expect the citizens who don't have such plan B to do what might hinder them 🙃

Hmmm Nigeria 🇳🇬 my country 😞

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

“God has blessed me, I have residency in another country, I have an airline, my family is not in Nigeria. But Nigerians must endure this hardship and vote for Pres. Tinubu for a second term to continue the good works.”

— Balami Isaac, Board Member City Boy Movement

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@fa8ful_fa8 @AirtelNigeria @NgComCommission 😲😲😲

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@jon_d_doe 🙇🙇🙇

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

Just imagine ☹️🙃

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

2027: We Have Had A Phone Call From Buhari’s Grave That Nigerians Should Vote Atiku — ADC Chieftain Solomon Dalung

Former Minister of Youth and Sports and ADC chieftain, Solomon Dalung, has expressed confidence that President Bola Tinubu cannot defeat former Vice-President Atiku Abubakar in the 2027 presidential election.

Speaking on Politics Today, Dalung, who is also Director of the Mandate Protection Directorate of the ADC Presidential Campaign, said Tinubu would still lose even if he took over the ADC secretariat and stopped the party from campaigning.

He described Atiku as the only Nigerian politician with a national structure, which he said was inherited from the late General Shehu Musa Yar’Adua.

Dalung also claimed that the 12 million votes associated with the late President Muhammadu Buhari had been transferred to Atiku, citing Buhari’s wife’s visit to the former vice-president’s Abuja residence.

He said:

“I am as confident as I am, as events are unfolding, that Tinubu, even if he will take over the ADC secretariat and stop ADC from campaigning, he cannot defeat Atiku Abubakar in 2027.

“The reason is very simple. Atiku Abubakar is the only politician in Nigeria who has a national structure. He inherited the structure of the late General Shehu Musa Yar’Adua, because he is a political product of General Yar’Adua.

“And than that, of the General Muhammadu Buhari’s 12 million votes, of course, last month or thereabouts, you saw when the wife of the late president visited Atiku in his residence in Abuja, the message she took was for any politician to know, is that the 12 million votes have been successfully transferred.

“We have had a phone call from the grave of Buhari that we should vote Atiku. Therefore, there is much momentum for them to win.”

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@jon_d_doe Congratulations to your family 👏🎉

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@OEbenezer43574 Interested cause I am consistent with my ChatGpt

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Some months ago, I asked you single men to carry out a simple test on your girlfriends by keeping money in different denominations and placing it in places where she will see it.

And that you should then count the money after she leaves.

Did anyone carry out this test?

I hope so.

Money test is one way to vet your girlfriend.

What you have been reading from the page today, may be your portion if you don't find ways in testing your girlfriend with money.

If you give her money to go buy something for you, give her more than the amount that you know is required, and see if she will give you account of what she spent, and attempt to give you the change.

Intentionally place money in strategic places in your house, and count the money when she leaves.

If she takes anything from it, wait to see if she will tell you about it. Although, she is not supposed to take it without telling you.

If you are stupid enough to give her N500k for a phone, check if she's going to use the entire money to buy a phone or even a more expensive one.

A wise and prudent woman who doesn't have 500k of her own, will not spend the entire 500k to purchase a phone.

She'll rather, tell you and show you that she bought a phone of 300k and used 200k for something useful, or she saved it.

Living with a woman who lies to you because of money is very bad.

Put simply, you're married to a petty thief.

Such a wife will teach your daughters how to be deceitful to men and how not to be financially accountable to her future boyfriend or husband.

And because of her greed, she will be taking loans from all these loan sharks, unable to pay back until they start to embarrass her.

Then she'll bring you shame.

As a woman, you'll win your husband's trust if you show him that he can trust you with money, and if you show him that you can be prudent and less wasteful.

End.

[Eazee G @eazee010180]

@felixherbt I will gladly settle for the former!😏

[Felix @felixherbt]

Buhari in 2015:
“I will provide steady electricity.”

Buhari in 2019:
“I will provide steady electricity.”
Eight years gone, no electricity. Two years later, he died.

Tinubu in 2022:
“If I don’t give you electricity in my four years, don’t vote for me the second time.”
Four years gone, no electricity.

Tinubu in 2026:
“I will provide reliable electricity if you vote for me in the second term.”

It’s either Nigerians are glorified idiots or we’re momentarily stupid if we let APC retain power in 2027.

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

What is this again na this man? 😡

Must you borrow our lives away 😏

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Tinubu Seeks Reps’ Approval to Implement ₦10.8 Trillion External Borrowing in 2026 Appropriation Act

[Jesuferanmi @Jesuferanmmi]

🥺 SCARY WARNING: 4 THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN IF TINUBU WINS AGAIN IN 2027 — ADEWOLE WARNS NIGERIANS.

This man has some very strong things to say about Tinubu and what another four years could mean for Nigeria.

Nobody knows Tinubu like this man 🥺

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@Onsogbu What a talent 🤣🤣🤣

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@kunmigbenga 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JP Attueyi @jpattueyi]

Back in the US, I used to date this lady. We were both in our 20s and I really liked her.

I was thinking she would be the one.

We never really had any major fights.

After gym I would sometimes go by her. Instead of going back to my apartment.

If she got back late from work, I would grab us food on the way, otherwise she would cook dinner and wait for me so we eat dinner together.

On this fateful day, she told me not to grab food that she was cooking for us.

After gym, I went to her place and this lady had eaten, wash her dishes and left my food in the microwave and went to watch TV.

I came in and she wasn't enthusiastic to see me, she just told me my dinner was in the microwave.

I asked why she didn't set it up on the dining table and she shrugged. I asked her if she had eaten, she said yes and continued watching TV.

I went to her sat by her and asked her what the problem was.

This lady started with how I didn't check up on her throughout the day, after she told me she was making us something special.

Before I could explain that I had a very busy and stressful day and was looking forward to dinner to unwind and enjoy a happy moment with my woman, she went on a tangent.

Started listing all the things she claimed I had done that she was clearly bottling up. The one I did the previous week. The one I did the previous month, the one I did 3 months ago.

By the time she was done, I got up, grabbed my car keys, gave her a peck on her forehead and headed home.

The relationship went downhill from that point because it was at that moment I knew she was vindictive.

Anyway, I say this to say that people should learn to address issues as they come. Do not let it pile up because when you then unleash it, it becomes a Tsunami and cause more damage than was intended.

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@PHSailor1 Happy Birthday Big Man 🎂🎂 MGL Ahead, More Grace And More Blessings Always 🙏💯

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@Admiral_Cyborg Happy Birthday Big Man 🎂🎂 MGL Ahead, More Grace And More Blessings Always 🙏💯

[Tosyne @teeboyola62]

@talk2veee @SirDavidBent 🤣🤣🤣