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🐾 🌻 🤙🏻 🌴

[tdf @teedekay]

@InternetH0F Old Country Buffet😂

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

😂

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

LOL

[marques, pls @MarqBeez]

My boy got the tomatonator

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin’ Cream

[tdf @teedekay]

How does nobody care about privacy anymore 😂 out here sharing literally everything to everyone. Wild.

[tdf @teedekay]

This is THE month y’all 🙏🏼

[Daniel @crusaderx2]

@PicturesFoIder

[tdf @teedekay]

I miss when my whole twitter feed was hilarious. Put the boring shit back on FB, show me the funnies.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.

[tdf @teedekay]

The 🌎 is 🥜

[tdf @teedekay]

My fiancé is a literal angel.

[tdf @teedekay]

When ur using a translator to understand ur patient just to find out they’re saying “fuck your mother” 🫠

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

[tdf @teedekay]

“no thank u”

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one of the craziest videos from this year

[tdf @teedekay]

I don’t always have sleep paralysis, but when I do it’s usually after falling asleep on my back on the couch with a looming presence of something terrifying that I can’t see. Ft a perpetual loop of waking up there but never actually waking up.